Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

jogar.celestialpixelmon.com

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Love Letters Sent:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

play.mc64.wtf

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1246
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

play.minejordyn.org

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Votes:	6385	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Star Shards Collected:	127
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

mc.omegacraft.cl

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Falling into the Void:	1

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4420
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Endless Night Skies:	3

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Enchantments Applied:	62	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Animals Bred:	161	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Animals Bred:	79
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

mc.miragecraft.net

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	366	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Emeralds Found:	4865
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org