Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

TheNodeMC Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Villages Defended:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

play.thenodemc.com

MC Ages

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

play.mc-ages.com

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

play.sourpvp.net

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	760
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Farms Harvested:	761
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Votes:	7289
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Dimension Hops:	4

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9744
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	205	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ores Mined:	4751
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3724
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9470
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	7718	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	124
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Emeralds Found:	4888
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Towns Built:	4

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	226	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc