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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

HYPIXMC

Survival

SURVIVAL WITH A LOT OF FEATURES

– WARZONE ISLAND – FARM ISLAND – MINE ISLAND – JOBS – SHOP – QUESTS

AND MORE COME JOIN

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RiverNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Join RiverNetwork, the ultimate Minecraft survival server with cool and custom features! Immerse yourself in a captivating world of breathtaking landscapes, challenging dungeons, and thrilling quests. Our extensive economy system and vibrant community create an unforgettable gaming experience. Discover rare resources, build your dream base, and conquer treacherous terrains. Whether you’re a veteran or a beginner, RiverNetwork welcomes players of all skill levels. Join us now and redefine survival gaming in Minecraft!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

AzgardSurvival

Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Azgar – The Endless Adventure in the World of Survival! Immerse yourself in the ultimate survival experience on our Minecraft server. In Azgar, the adventure never ends, and you decide how to forge your path in this vast world!

Special features:

Custom survival map with unique biomes. Exciting PvP matchups and epic events. Build your home and be part of an active community. Full compatibility with all versions of Minecraft. Regular events with amazing rewards. Unlock special abilities, customize your character and forge your legend in Azgar!

Connect now! IP: play.azgard.space

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	New Chunks Explored:	874017
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Survive If Possible

Anarchy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Custom World Gen, 60 Custom Biomes, 14 Custom Dimensions Above & Below Overworld, INSANELY Difficult Mobs, Custom Enchants, Custom Structures & A Small Community. Dig Down To The Lowest Block Of Bedrock To Get To The Underdark Dimension, Or Build Up To The Build Height To Get To The Faewild Dimension. For More Information About The Other Dimensions Google “The Bracken Pack” You Must Know How To Use A Crafting Table And Furnace In Order To Play. See If You Can Get Geared In Diamond Or Iron Before You Die!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Fairy Forest SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

ᖭི༏ᖫྀ ⸝⸝ FAIRY FOREST SMP ㆍ₊⊹ ᖭི༏ᖫྀ we are a new small minecraft SMP looking for active members! our server is a cross-play server meaning java or bedrock players are welcome! our community is an lgbtq+ and BLM welcoming space! make new friends now! we’ll be opening around february, make sure to join our discord server if you are bedrock so you can get the instructions you need to join there!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DupeBlocks

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Classic lifesteal but with a twist. You can duplicate items.

– Crystal PvP – Kill players – Gain hearts – Duplicate items

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Argentinidad

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server Features: /rankup system with which you rise in rank by meeting its objectives, gaining commands and other benefits that make you want to reach the last rank, although it will not be easy at all.

Skills with McMMO, new balanced enchantments, missions, jobs, balanced economy, server in Spanish, protection mines, automatic login system for premiums, backpacks, bosses, bloodmoon, new biomes, poquebolas, store, new achievements, leveled mobs, Improved invasions, auctions.

Modified world, new structures and new biomes to explore.

New achievements, there are more than 1000, if you are a fan of completing achievements you have a while, they also give rewards!

Server hosted in Argentina. argentinidad.net – 20002 port for Bedrock. https://discord.gg/RCmEuzvpWM

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

GODMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Best Minecraft Lifesteal Smp of Manish LandClaim Economy More things in smp Warzone Etc Also Youtubers Play This Smp Like STEVEPLAYZ , AKELAPLAYZ, BARKEEP BRO2.0 , POWR WALKER , GAMER ATKN , LITE GAMER ETC

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MCTantrum

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

MCTantrum has a wide variety of things to do for every type of Minecraft player – there’s so much to do, you won’t be getting bored for a long time!

We’re a non P2W Slimefun server focusing on becoming super OP through crafting and climbing ranks. We have a massive ranking chain with 32 ranks and 15 Slimefun addons. There’s lots of custom items including charms, armor, weapons, tools, and cosmetics.

We provide a well maintained and stable environment for players of all types, everyone is welcome to join!

‹Events› ‹Economy› ‹Ranks› ‹Quests› ‹Slimefun› ‹Crates› ‹DynMap› ‹Claims› ‹Jobs› ‹EliteMobs› ‹Auctions› ‹McMMO› ‹Spawners› ‹Discord› ‹Oraxen› ‹SignShop› ‹Brewery› ‹AdvancedEnchantments›

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

FTB Direwolf20 Latest

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░

>> Server address: dw19.craftersland.net

░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Direwolf20 1.19.2 Modpack

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Lapitos Gaclaticraft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

In a world where man meets wilderness, as man looked unto the stars, dreams were born. Welcome to Lapito’s Galacticraft, The first 1.6.4 Galacticraft pack to make a 1.12.2 server. Adventure of with your friends to the cosmos either to build the best of bases or to raid your most daunting foes. This Is Lapitos https://thebobsgamingnetwork.net/modpacks/lapitos.html?ref=MinecraftServers

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RedePike

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the RedePike Minecraft server! Play both Java and Bedrock versions and enjoy an exciting Survival mode. Explore, collect resources and build your journey in the dynamic server world.

========================== JAVA & BEDROCK – 1.12 – 1.19.x ==========================

> Survival > Economia > Bosses > Skills

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Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PokeVanilla

Economy, Hardcore, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

:0 we are back and PokeVanilla has updated to 1.16.5 Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.3 -No Freebies, just you and your starter in a world full of resources, over 900 obtainable pokemon, raids, and other Pixelmon features. -We currently have 16+ completely player-built gyms and gym teams as well as lots of opportunities for players to become gym leaders. -We’ve made highly sought-after unobtainable vanilla, BYG, and Pixelmon items obtainable for players to earn. -Shiny Base chances will always be 1/4096 and we will never change that, Raid chances vanilla, and legendaries vanilla. -Tournaments for players who’ve bred or pumped full of caps/rare candies/mints to the maximum. -Trainer Classes you can choose your Trainer Class just like the NPC of our favorite pokemon games like Youngster, Ace Trainer, Rich Kid, and so on, you can also choose to be Trainer Classless.

We are a 100% free-to-play custom vanilla Pixelmon reforged server that is always looking to provide new and unique content. We are looking for supporters, staff, builders, and developers interested in supporting a small non-profit team of dedicated Pixelmon enthusiasts.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3211
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MinePixel

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to MinePixel a super friendly 1.20 Survival SMP! We are a laid back community with anti-grief land claiming, active staff and much more!

– Economy – Jobs – Land claiming – Custom items – Furniture

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Farnetworks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Farnetworks is a network of servers mostly relating to survival gameplay. We began the creation of this server in 2019 but could not continue but now we are back!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.