Warning Minecraft SMP: British People Memes

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

HarmSMP

PvP

Welcome!

HarmSMP is an anarchy server where greifing, stealing, scamming and killing is allowed! There are rules to follow so join our discord server to read them: https://discord.gg/sKTpMQmaSv

One more thing, our staff are the friendliest people on the server so please treat them with some respect!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

World of Minecraft NL Lobby

Economy, FTB, Survival, Survival Games

Dutch Nederlandstalige Minecraft Server 24h/7d.

33000+ players. 99.9+% Uptime <-> Nice Mods <-> Always backups <-> Choice of Creative server & Survival Server. We have a: website, wiki, hyves and forum! Legal Minecraft game. Registration is required against griefing. Premium Member option. No lag. Dedicated Dell Hardware! Lobby with Mini Games.

IP: lobby.worldofminecraft.nl

Online since 2010! Been offline for 0 days!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

HyCube

Prison, Skyblock, Survival

HyCube Network

It is a server focused on pvp and new adventures, the server currently has a PrisonOP mode with many new features never seen before. We also have a Survival 1.16-1.19 with the latest features of the Minecraft game.

What are you waiting for to enter?!

mc.hycube.us

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CherryMC | 24/7 Classic Magic Factions

Faction, Faction Pvp, Grief, Hardcore, Magic, PvP, Raid

Welcome to CherryMC!Discord: https://discord.gg/gWQHWum

Hello! Do you like survival/factions but want to add a little something extra? Are you looking for a new place to make friends and hang out? – CherryMC! We provide a unique survival experience, if you think factions/survival is boring, you just haven’t tried out CherryMC!Major Features– Fully custom magic system to enhance vanilla experience- Custom world generation with beautiful natural landscapes (as seen above)- Balanced Economy- Full GUI Shop- Classic Combat Mechanics- Very Few Rules, More Freedom- Warps- Crates- Friendly Community- Active Staff width= Rules- No cheating– No DDoS/Dox threats– No racism/gore unless in #nsfw– No spamming/advertising– Have fun

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PLAY.SHADED.GG ► 1.20.4 Minecraft Survival Server

Community, Shaded, Shadedgg, Survival

1.20.4 Minecraft Survival Server

Discord: Click Here!IP: play.shaded.gg Website: https://shaded.gg

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.

We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.

We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SphereCraft

SphereCraft is a simple bukkit server that runs with friendly staff and a load of plugins. -Simple rules (no annoying mazes at spawn) -Plenty of space to build. -Easy to navigate. -Easy ranks. -Anti-Griefing plugins. -Factions to create and make your own groups whatever rank you are. -Hunger Games. -Landplots to make your house and buy land! -Most friendly staff. -Much more…

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DogCraft War & Tech

Factions, Survival

This server was created by cadets at the Citadel, which is a military college within Charleston SC. This modpack was created for the sole purpose of causing chaos with an overabundance of technology and mechanical nonsense, which is something nice to pre-occupy our heads whilst in the middle of mid-terms or finals. The modpack includes mods such as: Mechanism, HBM’s NuclearTech (Nuclear Door Mod 1.7.10), Ender IO, Open-Computers, Galactic-craft, Industrial Craft 2, Applied Energistics 2, Immersive Engineering, RFTools, Thermal Series, Aliens vs Predator, And Much More! The modpack is located on the discord: discord.gg/9jX32vcMHB (As of making this post the server is still really new)

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CatsCraft.net | 1.20 Creative, Survival, Boss Fights, Skyblock, Minigames, Events

Boss, Bosses, Catscraft, Creative, Creativeplots, Events, Freeworldedit, Hideandseek, Minigames, Prophunt, Ranks, Skyblock, Skyblocks, Survival, Worldedit

CatsCraft is a Survival, Skyblock Creative, and Minigames server where everything is FREE including world edit and building space there are no paid ranks so everyone is equal here!

Our Survival Server is Shovel Claim and has no griefing for a chill survival experience. In survival there are fun holiday events, boss fights, vehicles, custom enchants and more cool stuff!

The ranks are earned from building and having fun on the server, we have rankups every Saturday at 3PM est time and ranks are special cats on survival and for creative the types of builds you make are your rank! Come join the fun!!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	827	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Metaverse

The Metaverse is a very unique and customized server with factions, multiverse, and over 30 other plugins to keep you endlessly entertained and secure. 95% of players who join become a permanent player on our network, so quit reading about us and come see for yourself!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Clover Kingdom

Survival

What do we offer?

Economy MythicMobs Custom Items Survival Harder Mob Bosses Discord (linked rank) Website Donations are in discord.

We are taking minecraft to the next chapter. This will be a survival server of course with plugins. This will be a family friendly server andwe will be enforcing rules and guidelines. Our goal is to strive to bring family’s closer without the fear of players ruining their experience.Clover Kingdom is in no way affiliated with Mojang or Minecraft.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Lands of Minearchy | 1.20.X | Minigames | SMP | KitPVP | Labyrinth | RPG | Hub

Adventure, Classes, Combat, Landsofminearchy, Minearchy, Minecraft, Minigames, mmorpg, Other, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP, Quests, RPG, Rpgmmo, Skyblock, smp, Survival

Hello Heroes and welcome!

We are the Minearchy Team, and we would like to tell you about our passion project.

The Lands of Minearchy was founded by Jonaas13, who at the time already had 5+ of experience under his belt, managing various minecraft projects, from staff to back-end development. It has been about 2 years since and we have much to show you!

Our server has a twofold purpose:– Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together– Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play often or not so much

To that end, we decided to make minigames the main focus of our project. That said, we are not against adding other activities and game modes, as long as they fit our theme. In fact, we already have! Stay with us to find out which.

Minigames

When it comes to minigames, we have a wide selection, with many staples, such as Prop Hunt, Splegg and Quake. Our builders and admins are working to make more activities available in due time.

Here is the current list:– Parkour– The Lab– Quake– Prop Hunt– Splurge– Mini Walls– Temple Run– Block Party– TNT Lobbers– TNT Tag– TNT Run

KitPvP

KitPvP is one of our more recent projects. Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps!Whether you want to ambush enemies as an invisible Assassin, unleash pre-loaded crossbows as a Duelist or simply beat funny people with your pointy stick as a Juggernaut, everyone is sure to have a great time.

Survival 1.20

We felt it would be appropriate to let people take a break from fast-paced gamemodes and play something more relaxing. Introducing – Minearchy Vanilla (no, it’s not an ice cream)!Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience, safe for a number of QoL and performance features, of course.Those include, but are not limited to: Chest Shops, Auction, Safe Zone, Warps, Grief Protection.

Labyrinth (WIP)

More of a long-term project, this gamemode is meant to be an RPG experience, where the player finds themselves stranded in a mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Join Us

Currently Lands of Minearchy is in Beta, but we are open to public and work to ensure everyone has a good time regardless. Hope to see you there soon!

– Minearchy Team

Java IP play.minearchy.comBedrock IP bedrock.minearchy.com

Helpful LinksDiscord: discord.gg/QrJ6wubA3EWebsite: landsofminearchy.comSubreddit: r/LandsOfMinarchy

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Uzak Diyar

bedrock, Bedrockedition, Claim, Claimshovel, Clans, Clanspvp, Emek, Griefprevention, Hayattakalma, java, Javaandbedrockserver, Javaedition, Orebfuscator, Paper, PvE, PvP, Randomteleport, Rtp, Server, Simpleclans, smp, Survival

Far Land | Survival | 1.20.4

“How about remembering the old times?”

Do you want to play on a reliable server?

Enjoyable times with your friends are waiting for you.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Ravand.org All in one Server

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games

Join Our server for the thrill of surviving or being creative compiled with the enthusiasm of being able to work for something. No registration or member pending time, pvp and faction based RPG Server. •Many admins online• •Server uptime 99%• •A ton of game enhancing plugins (as well as uptodate bukkit version)• •And of course, a friendly staff continuously working to make gaming as convenient as possible for new members to get started.• •On behalf of our dedicated staff and our satisfied members :• •”See you there and You won’t regret it!!”. You have our promise on that•

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BlobMc

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome! – Bedwars -Skywars(Hamarosan) -SkyPvP -SoilPvP -Survival

Our website also contains a lot of goodies! Ranks, Names, etc. Web: Blobmcinfo.cf

See you on the server!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ChaosMC

Anarchy, Anarchysurvival, Nochatreports, Survival

ChaosMc is a new anarchy server. it has one admin the owner who plays the server like a normal player hacking is allowed and profanity is allowed as the server has Nochatreports we also suggest installing Nochatreports mod. ChaosMC has one rule no lag machines if one is made it will be deleted. Installing a hacked client such as Wurst may be in your best interest. No bans, No kicks.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.