Warning Minecraft SMP: British People Memes

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PumpKraft Modded MC

Modded, PvE, RPG, smp, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NexusMC

Creative, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

The NexusMC is one of the best and longest running Minecraft community around. Running for over 4 years with over 6000 site members and hundreds of new players joining every day. We are always improving and adding new gamemodes and features.

Gamemodes: Survival Creative PvP SkyWars SkyBlock

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Void Armor Forged:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RagnaokCaft

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

RagnarokCraft is a server with mods for version 1.20.1, a fair and balanced modpack with ping br and well optimized, consuming a maximum of 2.5GB of memory

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	2801
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Hardcore + Leafcraft

Hardcore, Hardcoresurvival, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival

❤️ HARDCORE ❤️

Vanilla-focused Hardcore server, with these tweaks:

* Spawn at a random X, Z (up to 30 million)* Single-use tp (so new players start together)* Periodic events, usually based on a statistic, with IRL cash prizes* Rspawn after 48hr+ (but all player data gets reset)

Good luck, have fun, and don’t die!IP: altcraft.net(For pure-vanilla survival, try leafcraft.org)

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Creeperspawn

Minecraft, Minecraftminigames, Minecraftserver, Minecraftsmp, Minecraftsurvival, Survival

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Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ace Craft

An awesome SMP server. All PvP and Plot server!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Magnolia Vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

About Magnolia Vanilla, or simply M.V is a semi-anarchy, semi-vanilla started on January 4th, 2024 with the intent to never reset its map, provide an almost boundless playing experience, and make the server interesting/unique by adding plugins and data packs.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

xzrvr’s minecraft server

multiplayer, Survival, Vanilla

xzrvr’s minecraft server

1.20.4+

⚔️Teams ⚔️Team up or go solo in our survival multiplayer world.

🌐 TPA 🌐Self teleportation. Effortlessly navigate to other players with out hassle.

✨ Self-Hosted & Developer-Crafted ✨ Experience smooth gameplay on our self-hosted server in New Zealand, developed by xzrvr.

🌟 Connect now for an epic Minecraft Adventure! 🌟Join our Discord Server (you can get dynmap here)

(launch params)#!/bin/bashjava -Xms8192M -Xmx8192M –add-modules=jdk.incubator.vector -XX:+UseG1GC -XX:+ParallelRefProcEnabled -XX:MaxGCPauseMillis=200 -XX:+UnlockExperimentalVMOptions -XX:+DisableExplicitGC -XX:+AlwaysPreTouch -XX:G1HeapWastePercent=5 -XX:G1MixedGCCountTarget=4 -XX:InitiatingHeapOccupancyPercent=15 -XX:G1MixedGCLiveThresholdPercent=90 -XX:G1RSetUpdatingPauseTimePercent=5 -XX:SurvivorRatio=32 -XX:+PerfDisableSharedMem -XX:MaxTenuringThreshold=1 -Dusing.aikars.flags=https://mcflags.emc.gs -Daikars.new.flags=true -XX:G1NewSizePercent=30 -XX:G1MaxNewSizePercent=40 -XX:G1HeapRegionSize=8M -XX:G1ReservePercent=20 -jar paper.jar –nogui

(server specs)AMD Ryzen 9 4900HS2x8GB DDR4-3200 CL22 SODIMM512GB NVMe PCIe 3.0

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dimension Hops:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Gilded Aegis

Skyblock, Survival

We are a mature server with over 2 1/2 years under our belt! Gilded Aegis offers a variety of activities for our players, from slaying mobs in our custom mob arena maps, building your ultimate skyblock empire, or creating a masterpiece in good old survival. The amount of things to do is plentiful!

Grief Prevention – Prevents all forms of griefing, including build/break, theft, fire, spawn camping, lava and more. New players get automatic claims around their first chests. Players who ask for help in chat get an instant link to a demonstration video.

Player-based Economy – Our server’s economy is run by the players. Just like a free market in the real world, the in-game economy is completely free and unrestricted. Earn your cash by PvP, auctioning items, using our Jobs plugin or simply trading with the Global Market.

Jobs – A plugin that pays you! A method of income in our server can be finding a job! We have plenty of unique jobs, from hunting to farming to mining. Earning money is not only easy but it will also train your mcMMO skills!

MobArena – A high pace wave based plugin that enables our players to play against an endless hoard of mobs! See how long you can survive alone or with friends. Play on multiple maps with a variety of classes specializing in unique roles!

mcMMO – A skill based plugin that rewards players with unique abilities that may or may not prove useful in combat and rewards!

Skyblock – An island based survival plugin that test your knoweldge of Minecraft and craftyness to the max! Complete challenges to earn rewards that will enable you to create a better island! If you want you can also build an island with your friend or friends!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

EvokeMC

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TBD

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

❗Custom Survival❗| Towny🛕 | MCMMO🛡️ | Survival🎒 | 500+ Quests🔥 | Jobs💵

Survival

JozMC – Towny, MCMMO, Ranks, Jobs, QuestsServer Version: 1.19, JavaServer IP: play.jozmc.comStore: https://jozmc.tebex.ioDiscord: http://Discord.gg/UbrMRbTeeADynmap: http://play.jozmc.com:8123Some of the main features our server has to offer includes…Dynmap:A fully interactive live-map of all 3 main worlds, which displays updated versions of the terrain, player movement and what is built. There are multiple views for the mapTowny:On JozMC we use the most advanced verison of the towny plugin which is extremely simple to use and operate. You can join or create your own town, claim the land for your town and get right to work! You have full control over your claim land, including disabling mob spawns, disabling PVP, choosing who can break and place blocks in certain areas amongst other aspects of the land. You can open up your town for people to join, or keep it solo and do your own thing!mcMMO:Hands down the best MMORPG plugin every server needs. This plugin adds in a whole range of unique skills with special abilities, and allows you to level them up to improve the effectiveness of said skills. There are leaderboards, and plenty of skills to focus on!Auction house and marketplace:The server chooses a player run economy, where the players choose what they want to sell. You can sell certain items to the server, however if you want to buy items you must buy from other players. This is to ensure a functioning economy, with fluctuating prices depending on supply and demand. You can purchase items from the auction house, or from the marketplace!Ranks:There are plenty of ranks to progress through which are bought using in game money. These ranks will provide you with unique perks, and boosts that will help you along your survival journey!Jobs:One of the most exciting features on JozMC is the jobs plugin. This plugin allows you to join jobs, and earn money doing things you love! The jobs are all level based and can be improved as you perform the tasks.Server ApplicationThe server is not whitelisted, however if you want to kick start your experience, fill out the application form below, reply to this thread and receive $5000 In game cash!

1-Minecraft Username:2-Do you have Discord?3-Have you joined our server discord?4-What do you find most interesting about our server?

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

HelHosting Network

Dungeons, Fun, LifeSteal, Lifestealserver, Lifestealsmp, Quests, Survival, Texturepack, Unique, Unqiueexperience

LifeSteal, Survival RPG (SOON)

Welcome to HelHosting Network Minecraft Server, where adventure awaits at every turn! Immerse yourself in a world filled with thrilling dungeons, a custom texture pack, in-game custom sounds, and a vibrant community of passionate players.

Embark on epic quests and conquer challenging dungeons designed exclusively for our server. Explore treacherous depths, solve intricate puzzles, and battle formidable bosses to claim valuable treasures and unlock new abilities. Our dungeons offer a unique and immersive experience that will keep you engaged and excited for hours on end.

Experience Minecraft like never before with our carefully crafted custom texture pack. Immerse yourself in a visually stunning environment that enhances the beauty and atmosphere of the game. Every block, item, and creature has been meticulously designed to create a truly captivating experience that sets our server apart.

Prepare to be amazed by our in-game custom sounds that bring every moment to life. From the rustling of leaves in the wind to the echoing roars of fearsome monsters, our custom sounds add depth and realism to your gameplay, enhancing your immersion in our world.

But it’s not just about the features; it’s about the community that makes Lifesteal truly special. Join a passionate and friendly community of dedicated players who share a love for adventure and camaraderie. Forge new friendships, form alliances, and engage in lively conversations as you embark on thrilling quests together. Our community is welcoming and supportive, ensuring that every player feels at home and valued.

Whether you are a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Lifesteal Minecraft Server offers an unparalleled experience that will captivate your imagination and keep you coming back for more. Join us today and embark on an unforgettable journey filled with excitement, challenges, and the thrill of discovery. The adventure awaits!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Lost Cities MC

We are a server that is up and coming in survival. We are friendly and have a great staff of Admins/Mods. The server is griefer proof by using the plugin Big Brother. Flying and other mods are not allowed on our server. We like to celebrate a lot and have great times with new people. We always have fun contests with great prizes. Donating is appreciated and rewarded on our server. You can donate through PayPal. To see full information about donating visit our website! lostcities.pbworks.com We would love to have you join our community of friends in the adventures or survival on Minecraft! Like us on facebook to get ten diamonds! Recommend this page to get 3 diamonds and leave a comment with your username!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

[1.20.2] The CraftXp Network: mine.craftxp.net

Adventure, amazing, best, BUILD, Craft, Creative, Experience, Explore, Fight, Friend, Friends, Fun, Landclaim, Map, Minecraft, Npc, Npcs, Playershops, Protection, PvP, Quest, Questing, Quests, Ranks, Realms, Server, Shop, Shops, smp, Spawn, Survival, SURVIVE

[✵CraftXp Network✵]

The CraftXp Network is a small Minecraft server that focuses on core elements of friendly SMP with light quest and exploration themes. We use plugins to highlight and enhance the vanilla-esque play style.

Our Survival server features include, but are not limited to:

Customizable Land ProtectionOpt-in PVPServer EconomyRanked SurvivalAnd more!!

Our ranking system drives players to complete more of the minecraft advancements, acting as an extra level of challenge for Minecraft veterans, and a guide for new players!

(All ranks must be earned IN GAME – NO PAY TO WIN RANKS OR KITS)

Rank up to earn in game perks such as:

Nether and End access!More Land ProtectionMore Homes!Kits!More Player Shops!Special Realms Access!Special Quests Access!and more!

Bring on your friends, add members to your land protection, and work your way up to earn the coveted title of HERO as you build your own empire here on CraftXp!

Our server has a developing Adventure hub world full of shops and NPC’s where we will be adding content for players to explore and enjoy in an adventure type play style. It is there we will also host events, provide access to quests, and special Realms.

Test out your build ideas or just flex on other players with your building skills on our Creative super flat world! As players rank up, they will unlock more creative server plots to build on and protect!

We also have a small Discord community (linked below). Link your discord account to your Minecraft account to get your in game rank reflected on Discord. We also have Discord-Minecraft chat, so players can chat while offline. Linked players can also utilize Discord proximity voice chat in game!

Our Discord: Click Here

Our Youtube Channel: Click Here

Our Twitter: @CraftXpNetwork

Our Instagram: @CraftXpNetwork

Our Website: https://www.craftxp.net

Thank you, and we hope you enjoy your stay on The CraftXp Network!– CraftXp, Ival70, Otterer (The Devs).

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

[SteeltonMC] Hard – Sandbox – Survival

Auctions, Bank, Bluemap, Claims, Discordsrv, Dynmap, Economy, Essentialsx, HARD, Headdb, Homes, Lands, MCMMO, Nohub, Playerwarps, Pyrofishing, Pyromining, Semivanilla, Simple, smp, Survival, Wirelesshoppers, Wirelessredstone

Features at a glance:

*Hard Difficulty*Survival*No P2W*No Hub*Economy + Auction House + Bank*McMMO / Fishing / Mining Overhaul*Family Friendly / Mature*Player Warps*Claims / Towns*HeadDatabase*Wireless Hoppers*Simple Ranks*3D World Map*Discord Integration

Welcome to SteeltonMC. This server is founded by myself, Classic. This server is an attempt to provide a free, enjoyable, and reliable gaming environment for people of any demographic.

The server is set on Hard Difficulty. We have a curated selection of premium Plugins to make everyone’s stay here more enjoyable. All our plugins are extensively configured and formatted to create a more stable atmosphere. You are not bombarded with flashing colors, weird whacky ranks with symbols, or otherwise off-putting eye cancer.

Our server does not have a “Central Hub”. There is no Skyblock, Prison, or other game-altering separate variations. Everyone on our server is enjoying themselves, interacting with the community, or keeping to themselves in peaceful solace while exploring the lands.

Our server comes equipped with a single /Spawn which will be the heart of our server. We encourage all our users to help shape the future of SteeltonMC for yourself, and many others to enjoy. Included at this Spawn will be a handful of NPCs. You may interact with these non-player characters, they may have something interesting to say, or service to provide.

The Plugins I was referring to earlier would be too much to explain here, so a recap would be the following. “You may buy and sell items at a central server Auction House. You may walk and deposit items, money, and EXP at the SteeltonMC Central Bank. Ability to create Server Warps for everyone (or no one) to use! Mining and Fishing have received a completed and revolutionary overhaul with gems, fossils, upgrades, and more! A popular MMO Skills plugin to level up a myriad of other abilities. View a live 3D Map Rendering of our world, visit your builds, or explore the land from a bird’s eye view. Upgradeable “Wireless Hoppers” to keep yourself busy, why not turn this into Factorio? Ability to buy directly from the HeadDB Database, and decorate your world with fitting assets or funny memes. This list goes on and on, we are careful to be selective and only use the highest quality plugins, constantly updating.

That will bring us to our next topic, the Economy. Now, those wonderful features do usually come at a cost, as an incentive, and create a positive gameplay loop. It is not difficult to sustain, and making players grind or limit you is not one of our goals. You earn money by playing the game. Fishing, Mining, Quests, Etc. You will naturally progress as time goes on.

Our team would be happy to have you join us, and we hope you do.-Steelton Staff

Discord: https://discord.gg/4dAmQ42G7t

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[SteeltonMC] Hard - Sandbox - Survival Minecraft Server

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.