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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Menzatyx

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server: Menzatyx mc

In our world, adventure and creativity intertwine in an exciting journey. Are you ready to explore, build and survive?

Join us at Survival Custom and forge your legend. Adventure awaits you!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MCLand [MCSMP]

Come join sl.mcsmp.com! Survival! A warm place, where people can band together, to forge a home for themselves, in a pleasant and rich world, full of player-created wonders and mystery.

No Whitelist / MCMMO / Clans / Roleplay Ranks / Magic / Towny / Welcoming community! / Helpful staff & players / Stargates / PvP / Magic / SCS Shops / Economy

Words to decribe our server (said by players): “Epic, crazy, fun, cool, welcoming, enjoyable, helpful, amazing, diverse, towns, funny, friendly, fantastic”

Hope to see you online!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CubePixel

LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Best server PvP server Lifesteal Heartsteal Hypixel like soon 24/7 server Best India server and Nepal Location germany

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6507	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineCove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Join a community, not a server.

MineCove is a professional, family oriented atmosphere founded August 1st 2012. We strive for fun, fair, and kind play. Hostile natures in any form have no place here.

**Earn 100 McMMO levels for free when you join!**

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Hallowed Aether

Survival

CF_ProminenceIIFabric_2.6.5.jar Modpack 1.20 Up and coming server oriented for long term play! Prominence Void’s Invasion

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	189	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ninescraft

cant wait to see you there 🙂

ps Nineballed, Modmasta, and Mojoconcarne are the owners

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Cake Smp

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft survival smp server. Griefing and killing people is allowed. Rules: No hacking/X-ray, No harassment/bullying others, no offensive language in chat (swearing is allowed) and no spawn killing. You are allowed to grief bases and kill other players. After you kill another player you may not kill them for another 10 minutes. Forming alliances or teams is encouraged Don’t build lag machines too ig The server has a world border of 10k but it will be expanded if more people join

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Emeralds Found:	9531

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

DesiredCraft Network

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Vox Populi

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a tight Minecraft community with a lot to offer. Everyone is welcome. We have some awesome role play and fantasy goals and experiences, as well as completely unique plugins and features that you have to see to believe. We are probably the highest quality server you’d ever find, you have our word.

**Rules**: No Griefing. No Profanity. Use Common sense. /rules in game.

**Plugins**: We have over 60 plugins, all configured by hand with lots of love.

**Owner**: Zombiemold

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

voortex online

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hey! We are voortex. A new Semi-Vanilla SMP. If you are looking for a new Minecraft Server that is currently trying to build a strong and active Community, feel free to join us!

See you there!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftGeneration Server

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Server for the Portuguese-speaking community, the most stable and organized in Brazil and perhaps in the world.

no resets during active version online since 2010

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SkyRomania

Survival

SKY ROMANIA is a server focused on survival, we are a new server with huge potential. For donations or other information, go to our Facebook page: https://dsc.gg/skyrom

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Havoc

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Our goal here at HAVOC is to have something for everyone. Every day we are hard at work developing new plugins, building new buildings and fostering new ideas. That is something you don’t find every day. Here at HAVOC you get well educated, professional staff, whom are more than happy to answer all of your questions, but will stay out of your way. We allow our players to effectively moderate themselves, only stepping in when need be. We will never bother you with stupid rules, no items are black-listed, the game will never be nerfed in any way.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ZaraKits

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Zarakits is a Lifesteal server that just released beta can’t wait to see you Minecraft miners!

We also give free kits to players! That join

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3054

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Minecraft Omega

Minecraft Omega – The last server you will need!

Welcome to the new world and may your torches always light, your bellies always be full, and your legs run faster than the creepers!

I’m happy to announce that Minecraft Omega is one of the fastest growing professionally hosted Minecraft servers around! Please feel free to join the world, set up camp, and make yourselves at home. Invite your friends. Start a community. This server is by the players, for the players – it will grow and evolve based on what the community desires. The ultimate goal: have fun! Basic common sense rules apply.

-Craftbukkit Survival PVP/PVE -64 player support (growth to 200+ emminent) -Dynamic economy, ever evolving set of plugins and settings to keep things interesting! -Greylist for emergencies only, plenty of cheat and grief protection. -Experienced, professional, courteous staff with extensive hosting experience.

Current plugins: Towny, Gods, McMMO, Broker, Citizens to name a few!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!