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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Portlandia

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ShadowPvP

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

EvilBits

Skyblock

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ninjacraft

We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MayoSlo

Skywars, Survival

Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Very Pug

Friendly server, flexible admins, ranking system, fun plugins, *temporarily small amount of slots*, mostly survival and PvP. redstone minigames, economy/store. Still in the process of being set up. Have fun!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Potions Brewed:	34

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineBound

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival

This is a faction based server. Griefing is allowed and we will be getting skyblock soon come on and join the server and have some fun,

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Mingul

Mingul is a community server, with all the fun and games you need.

The friendly staff are ready to welcome you to Mingul, along with all the other players.

We currently have Spleef, Capture The Flag and Mob Arena to liven things up.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Dragon Scales Harvested:	396
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Lickwim

Anarchy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Towny

Come check out our geopolitical political server! real time updating unmapped with player locations and the world map! we would love if you came to check it out! We host events VERY often!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

IronCraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Its Cracked server You Can Have Fun Don’t Ask For Staf Play SkyBlock Or KitPvp, Survival, Creative Don’t use bad words if you will need help ask to staf members

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6080	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Minegaiden IV

Locked in a deadly war, two nations battle it out for the right to live. Fight your way through the no-man’s land known as pville, full of the most bloodthirsty players imaginable. Ally with either the Cuboizoid or Blockadon nation and carry out strategically planned attacks against your enemy cities. Make allies and enemies amung the population, while leveling up your stats, earning money, and making a name for yourself. An amazing server box, and extremely high connection speed ensures there is no lag. Immature players are filtered out by a unique and very effective system. Minegaiden is a daycare center. Regular events, battles, and staging areas fill Minegaiden with plenty of things to do. Mature, professional staff, website, and chat provide the highest level of support. Towny, Bloodmoon, In-game recipes, Dynamic map, and LOADS of features makes Minegaiden a comfortable, user-friendly, simple, and fulfilling gaming experience.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ElementalPrisons

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

We are a OP Prison server with a little player base im hoping that I can get more people playing on my servers not just this one also my other one which soon I will be making a network and trying to do my best with my servers. For now this server will be having a lot of events and giveaways and so on for more info on those join our discord after joining the server. We also will be shutting down Elemental Factions for 2 days and were gonna try and fix the issue with people not dropping stuff on death. Other then that I hope you Guys enjoy and have fun playing with your friends on here.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PotensGamingMC

Hi, I’m mnapoli94. Along with Rhidzla, Yudaz, and BigBrodie83,, I co-own and operate a recently upgraded 80-slot server as part of PotensGaming.

We have 5 unique worlds on the server, all easily accessible.

We have a Walls 2 world.

We have custom plugins.

We run 25+ plugins.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!