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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7857	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Zurifia

Survival

This is Zurifia, a MC survival server that anyone can join.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MythicCrafters

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to the new and improved MythicCrafters! Have you ever wanted a nice, laid-back server, one with responsible staff, great people, and just a welcoming environment? Well, look no longer, because you have arrived at your destination! Mythic Crafters is just what you’ve been looking for. A factions server, so you can build with your friends, and even team up with your friends, to take down the biggest, and strongest factions there are in the world! Become an empire, and protect it from invading enemies! Slaughter them before they get to your loot and steal all of your jewels! If that isn’t your style, then we also have a more laid back approach. You can peacefully build, and learn techniques from other players, or you can still build an empire, but make it a peaceful or neutral one. Who likes a blown up empire anyways, am I right? You can opt out of the whole PvP thing, and just work on your building if you want. Our staff here at MythicCrafters are all responsible, and they treat everyone equally. In a sense, we are kind of a big dysfunctional family! Join our family today, and stop your search for that perfect server, since you have found it right here.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Star Shards Collected:	153
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SurvivaltiCraft

Survival

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Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ICECRAFT

a great survival pvp server with friendly staff and a great community and parcour sites

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

UltParkour

Factions

Come to MINEHUT then do /join UltParkour and see if you’re the best at parkour. come and challenge your friends and see if you can do tons of 4 blocks jumps in a row. can you do nether parkour? or end parkour? come and see.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SkyMinezOW

PvP

A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! 😀

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Emeralds Found:	3943

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

iPwnAge

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

Some features of iPwnAge:

-No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

-We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BirbMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Towny

Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Dragon Scales Harvested:	334
Animals Bred:	99	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Goldencreeper

Goldencreeper is a friendly, mature 18+ minecraft server. We’ve been around since pre-alpha and are still going strong.

Perks: 24/7 powerful dedicated server means No lag! Active staff who can fix issues and admins who continually update and maintain the server. Logblock and whitelist keeps trolls and griefers at bay. Extra powers and abilities to donators.

Check out our you tube video in the provided link for examples of our building styles!

Hope to see you soon!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MinecraftZocker

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Hey, play on minecraftzocker.net over 10 minigames! IP: play.minecraftzocker.net ts3: ts.minecraftzocker.net

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Craft Or Die

Anarchy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla survival server with a minimal amount of rules. This server will always be up to date and kept at the latest stable snapshot.

RULES: Don’t be a d#ck.

No Spamming or advertisement in chat.

No using hack clients (this is a survival server so don’t be a wuss).

No X-ray (to a point, we are pretty lax about this one).

If you have any questions feel free to ask in the chat, there should usually be someone online to help out or feel free to join the server’s discord server https://discord.gg/z9P8vD

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Kfperin’s SMP Server

Come play at an amazing server. Everyone here is mature, responsible, helpful, and respectful. The staff and players are always helping each other out and building together. The server is focused on building towns together, but players may build outside the towns if they choose to. If your looking for a good server to play on, give us a try and I know you’ll want to stay.

The server stands as a symbol, that we may be public and still maintain a great server. We have a great community formed and are very welcoming to new members. You won’t find much successful public servers out there like ours. Give us a try.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

GCJE

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A PURE Survival and PVP Server! Events happen and more! Having trouble? Go contact our discord! 12h services each day. {[MCPE Server coming soon…! ]}

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Limegaming

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

villecraft

Creative, KitPvP, Survival

welcome to play the server’s ip is villecraft.serv.nu we are waiting for you to visit the server as soon as possible!!!!!!! and it would be nice if you stayed to play on the server for a longer time 🙂 tialktaa ville11 on youtube

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5521	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.