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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CubicPVP Assassins creed

Economy, Parkour, PvP

CubicPvP is the best assassin creed based server out there. It offers 24/7 up time, no-lag pvp, and a great community. We have been up and running for over 3 years, and will not be going down anytime soon. Our server is dedicated to competitive PVP, along with parkour and looting. We have custom built maps and our plugins are completely custom, so you won’t see them on any other server. Our server includes: grappling hooks, cloaks, poison, darts, 1v1, skills, and tons of other exciting features.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	478

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

THE LOWER LEVEL

Welcome to the lower level!

Unlike most servers, the lower level is completely underground! Large tunnels connect towns and structures. This server runs a 1.4.5 craftbukkit with many plugins including factions.

We hope you like it!

67.212.180.44:25565 Come try it out!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

OverCraft

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

Survival + City server, very good! with small Free plots & larger paid plots! play.overcraft.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MCN: Creative

Minecraft Nations: Creative is a creative plot server. Everyone gets free protection and creative. We aim to create a great community filled with like-minded players, luckily we already have a good head start with our current community members at minecraftnations.com which has been a Minecraft community since 2010 we are famously known for our first server Minecraft Nations which will be relaunching sometime in the future.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Lost Islands

Lost Islands is a minecraft server unlike any other. We take great measures to ensure players of all types get the best possible online experience.

We have a dedicated team of staff members that have been a part of our community for almost a year now. They are all capable and mature and will be happy to help you in anyway you should need.

We are a NON-PROFIT server. This means we put ever penny that’s donated into improving the server and enhancing gameplay as much as possible.

As a community-based server, we prioritise player satisfaction over EVERYTHING else. To do this, however, players must abide by certain rules to ensure that the server is a fun and friendly place for all types of players of all different ages.

If you have any queries, please visit our site: www.lost-islands.info or email us at: [email protected]

Thank you.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

🚀 Stardew Network | Explore the galaxy! [1.20.4] 🚀

bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Fishing, MCMMO, Minigames, Network, Nogrief, Prison, PvP, Quests, Randomteleport, Ranks, Skyblock, smp, Space, Spaceship, Stardew, Survival

Server IP: play.stardew.netWebsite, Discord, Rules & Store: stardew.net

🧰 Crates & Rewards🪄 Custom Enchants [Soon]☠️ Quests & Dungeons [Soon]🧌 Custom Bosses [Soon]💲 Economy & Shops

🚀 Space Exploration [Sooooon]

Stardew Nework provides a welcoming and enjoyable experience for players looking to engage in survival gameplay.

Our goal is to eventually expand and offer a variety of game modes, including Factions, Skyblock, and more. While we have some additional features to enhance your time on the server, we strive to keep things balanced and not too overwhelming.

Join now and become a part of our community!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Search& Destroy

EyeOfEnder [3200 slots over 32 servers] [PVP] [Fully automatic]

EyeOfEnder is a server host that has had over 250,000 people join! We have 32 server all with 100 slots so you’ll always find an open lobby! We have a random map selector with loot all around the maps! Many different gamemodes with more coming out soon!

Head over to www.eyeofender.com!

Thank you for reading this! We hope to see you soon!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Synergeo

Synergeo is a newly found Australian PvP/Raiding server. We have a friendly community that can also be quite competitive at times. Our server is located in Sydney.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Magic Items Found:	6554	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SneakAttackCraft

Survival, Vanilla

Great growing vanilla survival server. FREE, privately owned and funded. Awesome and simple. Classic game with simple grief protection (claim area with gold shovel). Stable, fast and not going anywhere!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

FreeCraft

FreeBuild Survival/PvP/Creative Server 🙂 Something for everyone.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Vanilla Dimensions

if you enjoy fun, building and slaying enemy’s this is the server for you

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	9341	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CrusaderCraft

Hello lad! And welcome aboard the Crusader craft Ship one of our finest luxury ships in the Minecraftia Sea! Please take a seat and enjoy your Voyage to the Main Land! Hi everyone and welcome to the CrusaderCraft server (nice intro right! XD) this here is a great server filled with Amazing staff and our most beloved owner kingviper! As you enter the main land of Galilee there are many I mean many things to do! Like Grab a couple of people and play some rounds of Free for all PVP, MobArena’s , PVP team arena and much more! Right across the street there is a Quest Building where you can find a quest to fight an ender dragon, travel all across the land to many different kingdoms, or conquer an Enemy base and find the most Diamonds and Gold you have ever seen! Not only is this a RPG server but don’t forget about the survival aspect of it, Grab a couple of friends or just by yourself and make your OWN town and survive! We ask you to only Greif in the wild (outside of kingdoms and towns) other than that enjoy and we Hope to see you on here soon!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Finally Minecraft

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TeamCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE

TeamCraft is a highly balanced Factions / PvE / Survival Minecraft Server.

We are a group of experienced Minecraft players tired of cheating, flying, instant teleporting repeatedly and even some players having full immunity. It breaks the fun and Minecraft’s dynamic completely. Every player should have a chance to counterattack whoever is his enemy or how much he donated to server with a real chance of success.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SlayerCraft

IPs: slayercraft.csrv.pl or s46.csrv.pl:39774

Welcome to SlayerCraft – Polish but globalised server. Don’t worry, we use mostly English so it won’t be a problem for You to understand anything.

Here you can: – explore HUGE map (+/-30 maps merged in one), from skyscraper cities to underwater dungeons – enjoy our projects, and help us if you want to (eg. Stronghold – one of the biggest spaceships ever made, with everything inside) – decide who you want to be – you can work in mine or be a Lord of one of our districts (you have to do something to be someone like this example though) – be an OP (after a specified time, no-banning, no breaking rules and paying regulary for the server) – be an GM (for this you don’t have to pay, but you have to be noticed by our community, you have to be someone known and known for good things :)) – and of course, you can enjoy many events on our server (we have many parties, sometimes we destroy something for fun, or just… destroy something for fun :D)

WE HAVE OUR OWN WIKI (being prepared for english version)

Like us on Facebook – facebook.com/slayercraft

Be addicted, be cool and cause no trouble and you’ll be rewarded

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.