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| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 7119 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 50 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 26 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1678 |
Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing bears wearing ushankas. Yeah, that’s right, we got Russian bears on this server! And they’re not just any bears, they’re trained in the art of breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bear pop and lock like it’s nobody’s business.
But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got a secret underground base filled with vodka dispensers and Matryoshka dolls that come to life and tell you jokes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure trove of Soviet-era relics, like a hammer and sickle made out of diamonds.
So why should you join this server? Because where else are you gonna find a place where you can ride a bear into battle while wielding a balalaika as your weapon of choice? Trust us, this server is so wild, it’ll make you forget all about Russia’s looming credit crisis. Join now and let the insanity begin!
