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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 5228 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 4268 | New Chunks Explored: | 447822 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 20 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 2449 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
also, we got this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every night. the DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, it’s lit af.
oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with mutant animals? yeah, you can ride a giant chicken or cuddle with a radioactive sheep. it’s wild, man.
join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. what more could you ask for, amirite?