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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 7623 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Towns Built: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Enchantments Applied: | 132 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Void Gems Collected: | 12 |
So, like, if you wanna be a Minecraft baller like those Russian millionaires, you gotta join our server. We got diamond blocks for days, yo! And our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like fighting in the middle of a war zone (but without all the actual danger, of course).
Plus, we have the most epic events ever! Like, one time we had a build battle where the theme was “luxury bunker” and let me tell you, the creativity was off the charts. We even had a secret underground club where only the richest players could hang out and party.
So, if you wanna be part of the elite like those Russian millionaires, come join our server and show off your Minecraft skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft millionaire yourself!