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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 9410 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
So, like, if you wanna be a Minecraft baller like those Russian millionaires, you gotta join our server. We got diamond blocks for days, yo! And our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like fighting in the middle of a war zone (but without all the actual danger, of course).
Plus, we have the most epic events ever! Like, one time we had a build battle where the theme was “luxury bunker” and let me tell you, the creativity was off the charts. We even had a secret underground club where only the richest players could hang out and party.
So, if you wanna be part of the elite like those Russian millionaires, come join our server and show off your Minecraft skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft millionaire yourself!