| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 9651 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 53 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 9043 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 1097 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 145 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 1038 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Enchantments Applied: | 287 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 9497 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 6567 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 6294 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 9522 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 164 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 864 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2014 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 7953 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 441 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 31 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 9431 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8999 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 986 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 311525 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 |
| Animals Bred: | 167 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 6367 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 95 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Star Shards Collected: | 67 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 6866 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Crops Grown: | 2497 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 916 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 8902 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 152 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 5631 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 2886 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Farms Harvested: | 544 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 17 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
