| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 142 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
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| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 1771 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 63 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.
And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.
Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 3395 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 40 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.
We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 6431 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 29 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.
So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 7902 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?
So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 7467 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 7625 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 312 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Server | SMP |
|---|---|
| Mods | Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves |
Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there whitelist conformations? | Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings. |
| How long does it take to get whitelisted? | It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually. |
| Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet? | Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted. |
| How big is the server? | It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it. |
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 9988 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 239 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 3235 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 2064 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 11 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 28 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Votes: | 1848 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 8594 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 107 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Features | Details |
|---|---|
| Massive World | World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks |
| Minimal Rules | Only rule is no hacking |
| Pure Gameplay | No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies |
| Hardcore Survival Awaits | Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience |
Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?
A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.
Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?
A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.
Q: Is there any teleportation available?
A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 6420 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6320 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 385 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 2914 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.
Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.
Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.
So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 1224 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 199703 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!
Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.
Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 2313 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
| Votes: | 7286 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.
But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 6300 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 100 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 81 |
Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.
So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!
