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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 3698 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 20 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 103 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
And, like, if you join this server, you’ll unlock the secrets of the Warburg Effect in Hepatocellular Carcinoma. Yeah, that’s right. You’ll be curing cancer while building a castle made out of rainbow blocks. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro.
Plus, like, the community on this server is so rad. Everyone is super chill and always down for a good laugh. We even have a secret handshake that involves throwing a chicken at someone’s face. It’s like, the best thing ever.
So, like, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.