Wank Minecraft SMP Fun Time

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4294
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Void Gems Collected:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	357
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

2b2t Japan

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

*There are no rules You are free to do what you can within the server.- *1.12.2～1.17.1 -Versions 1.12.2 to 1.17.1 It supports the latest version, so there is no need to change the version. *There are two worlds on this server, 1.12.2 and 1.17.1. -There is also a newer version of the world, so if you want to play the newer version, you can use 1.17.1. If you want to play the older version, you can use 1.12.2.-

IP: 2b2t.jp

Discord: ( https://discord.2b2t.jp/ )

Sponsor: mamireimu Hosting Server ( https://hosting.mamisrv.ne.jp/ )

donate: ( https://donate.2b2t.jp/ )

2b2t.jp

MCisle

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Emeralds Found:	8085	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Welcome to MCisle! We strive to be the best semi-vanilla minecraft server and feature great server specs, hard difficulty 1.20.1 gameplay with a few quality of life additions. We are constantly upgrading and updating. All of the fun of vanilla without the grief.

Put your skills to the test! We have three incredible parkour worlds and a fourth in the works.

Our server includes: Teleport requests, Set homes, Inventory Safe PvP Arena for practice, Spawn Hub, Parkour, PvP and Raiding, No major griefing allowed

Just enjoy everything else relax, build, and play!

Join us at play.MCisle.com

play.mcisle.com

Worst Server Ever

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3022
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

This is the Worst Server Ever! “Server so bad, you’ll wish it wasn’t so bad.” 24/7 Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server

play.worstserverever.com

KivCraft

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Divine Spears Created:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

〘 survival – no economy or landclaim plugins 〘 world lore and quests 〘 started by players, for players with caring, supportive staff 〘 60k world border that grows with the community’s needs 〘 /sethome, /rtp up to 10k from spawn 〘 /tpa requests to teleport to other players 〘 griefing, raiding, PvP, or work together! 〘 feature-rich Discord with 200+ members 〘 social media where you can submit your creations 〘 players and mobs have a chance to drop their head when killed 〘 /character to write a roleplay bio 〘 /teams to set a group warp and represent your group 〘 sit on carpets and stairs! 〘 awesome tight knit community that is chill and LGBT+ friendly

mc.kivcraft.ca

Legends Mc

KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Emeralds Found:	9430
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Zombie Dances:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

This Server Is Really fun and has tons of gamemodes!!! It Has Survival and Kitpvp. We are currently looking for staff!!! Join the discord to apply or msg me on discord.

legends.apexmc.co

PixelWorld Network

Anarchy, Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

At PixelWorld we have four different servers for you to chose from! – Towny – Anarchy – SkyBlock – TeamDeathmatch – Creative We hope to see you on the server soon!

**You can play from versions 1.8.*-1.16.* **JAVA/BEDROCK CORSS-PLATFORM

mc.play-pixelworld.co.uk

Rustic SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

RusticSMP is an old school survival server, currently looking for lots of staff to help build a Community . We have a ton of awesome and custom features that we are constantly updating and improving. We are heavily community-driven, and are constantly working to improve the server!

Features: – Jobs – Quests – mcMMO – Custom Enchants – Rankings – Auction House – Player Shops – More!

play.rusticsmp.com

United Factions

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Zombie Dances:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

United Factions is the server to be when you want to play Minecraft factions. Free of any loot-boxes and pay-to-win elements, United Factions differs itself from other servers. The server focusses all attention on bringing you the best possible faction experience out there.

play.unitedfactions.net

Last Element Avatar Bending Server

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Potions Brewed:	25
Villages Defended:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Buildings Constructed:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

lastelement.apexmc.co

MundoPixels

KitPvP, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3920
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

IP: mc.mundopixels.net Join and enjoy the great adventure that MundoPixels can offer you, the best of the best!

mc.mundopixels.net

TwistedMC

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	212
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

TwistedMC is a Java Edition Minecraft Network that focuses on bringing a unique experience along with a twist for enjoyment and content creation. TwistedMC consists of multiple gamemodes such as Survival 1.17.1, Arcade and a custom Bed Wars mode.

Check out our website and more at www.twistedmc.net Apply for staff at www.twistedmc.net/apply Join our Discord at discord.gg/twistedmc

Server IP: play.twistedmc.net

Join the TwistedMC network! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

twistedmc.net

Elyria Online

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

elyria.online

Build the Vote

Creative

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7496
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Star Shards Collected:	154	Gods Slained:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Votes:	5953	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to Build the Vote. A Minecraft voting experience by Rock the Vote. On the server, you’ll learn about the electoral process in the United States. And the best part: you’ll see what it’s like to vote.

mc.buildthevote.com

SoftSlayer

PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5662
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Star Shards Collected:	82
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Info: Well where do I start… SoftSlayer has been around for about 9 years now, with a pretty dedicated community that still plays a bunch of games together (obviously including Minecraft). Our server is small and pretty simple, it’s a mostly vanilla atmosphere with a few things added like /home and /warps. Everyone is friendly and helpful with most things needed. PvP is disabled (we have a custom PvP arena to scratch your PvP itch), griefing is not allowed (mods will rollback if you get griefed) and you can lock your chests.

Rules: Just the basics here, no hacking, no overly vulgar/racist/homophobic chat, no griefing. Pretty much basic rules.

Whitelist: Join our discord server to apply for our whitelist!

Discord link: https://discord.gg/qNSMbEE We hope to see you around!

IP: softslayer.com

softslayer.com

EvaGens

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	2867	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

EvaGens is a new amazing and unique server where you run around collecting resources and then you trade the resources with the villagers!!!

evagens.minehut.gg