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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 8868 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 17 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.
