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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Votes:	6901	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Emeralds Found:	2600	Zombie Dances:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Vexstria

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	836
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

mc.vexstria.pro:25617

Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Gods Slained:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Star Shards Collected:	196	Falling into the Void:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

play.dotarch.co

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

play.xcraft.my

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

risingdragon.icu

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

wbsmp.pitchfork.studio

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	184
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Emeralds Found:	3551
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

mc.dragonsoul.biz

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Gods Slained:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

play.aslanmc.com

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magic Items Found:	3451
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

mc.snowdensmp.com

SGC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	180
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27

SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

play.sgcnet.xyz

Detox

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	190
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

play.detox.network:25575

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	6551
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

199.127.63.45:25756

HyruleGamingGroup

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	369
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

mc.hyrulegaminggroup.com

Let’s Roleplay

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Alien Abductions:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

annwnrp.net

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	19	Towns Built:	7

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

us.mineplex.com