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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 9954 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Dimension Hops: | 11 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.