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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 1719 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 45 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.
