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| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 8724 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 144 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 9441 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3663 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.
