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| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 7358 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.
