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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 5934 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 289 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.