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| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 7107 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9751 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2721 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.
