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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 1043 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Votes: | 574 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.