Wank Minecraft SMP Fun Time

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1055
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Viburnum

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Towns Built:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Viburnum Pure survival.No goofy spawn.No silly contests. Survive! Teleport / Claim and protect your land and property. Paper server in Survival mode. WorldGuard / WorldEdit / Essentials commands to get your mining going right away. Come check it out if you are into playing the game the way it was designed! Enjoy!!!!

viburnum.missinglynx.net

NightPvp

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

NightPvp

209.105.238.40

mucosmos.nl Kookskolen

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5113	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

This server has blocks. You can pick up those blocks and move them somewhere else. It’s just like playing Lego, only now with stuff like Factions, mcMMO, MobArena, PvP, Spleef, etc.

mc.mucosmos.nl

CrimsonMC

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	843
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Dragons Tamed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

CrimsonMC gives you a rush every time you play. Whether its on survival or another server. You will never get bored. We have friendly staff who are ready to help you when you are in need. They make you feel comfortable in your situation. Hope you enjoy the server best thoughts, QuinMillWinMill

crimsonmc.net

Proyecto40

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Project40

server.proyecto40.net

EnderCraftMC

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	0

A semi-vanilla Survival server that is made for people to play and be an awesome community. No insane donator kits, just people getting together to play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played

EnderCraftMC.beastnode.net

MyCraft PvP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Votes:	1986

MyCraft PvP is a full-time survival server that introduces a new concept to the Minecraft server scene: karma. Help out your fellow players and they can thank you with a like. Make them angry, and they’ll retaliate with dislikes. The more karma you have, the more you influence the server.

Server specs: Intel Xeon E3-1245v2, 32 GB RAM, 2x 120GB SSDs in RAID 1 Daily automated backups to Amazon S3 99% uptime since 2011

Commands: /vote kick — initiate a new vote to kick the target player. /vote [player] — agree or disagree with a vote. If there is more than one active vote, specify the player as well. /info — display stats about a player. /like — commend a player for their thoughtful actions! /dislike — call out a player for doing something you didn’t like.

Read more at: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/2139835-

pvp.frustra.org

blockcityjail

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

blockcityjail

blockcityjail.com

SinisterCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Runes Activated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

What makes SinisterCraft so Great.

Multi Server Hub We are running on a 24/7 Dedicated server with 32GB of Dedicated Ram and have access to more if needed. Players that vote receive rewards in game. Tons of free perks and donor perks. Custom plugins and lots of things always going on.

Play.SinisterCraft.Com

CaballoCraft

Economy, FTB, PvP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2103
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

Are you looking for a good MineCraft server? What we offer you: Individual worlds: Each player gets their own world where they can do whatever they want. Everything can be achieved without donations: Of course donations are welcome, but unlike many other servers, with us everyone can get the complete game content without donations. Players’ comments are addressed: Do you have any suggestions for improvement? Bring it on. We like to listen to them and try to implement them. We run an FTB Infinity Evolved 2.6.0 server under www.caballocraft.de can be reached. If you have any questions or problems, you can also visit us in the TS at mc.caballocraft.de. MFG Euer CaballoCraft Team

www.caballocraft.de

OleroCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Potions Brewed:	184	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70

Welcome to the OleroCraft network! SkyWars | Prison | SkyBlock | Factions | KitPvP Join the Olerocraft network and experience Minecraft the way you should have a long time ago. We offer addictive game-modes you and your friends will enjoy for hours! From Prison server to SkyWars, we offer it all. Staff constantly on the look out to help our community and YouTube stars making appearances every few months. Join Today and it will change your Minecraft life! – Noodles

IP – Mc.OleroCraft.com Website – OleroCraft.com Store – Olero.Buycraft.com

mc.olerocraft.com

GreenHaven Prison 1.6.4

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Meteorites Collected:	2

Server Address: Play.GHPrison.com

GreenHaven is a prison server, where you earn money to rankup. Ranks are: – D-Prisoner – C-Prisoner – B-Prisoner – A-Prisoner – Free

Each time you rankup, the block gets better, the mines have more ore in them, and there is less people around.

For more info please visit: www.bit.ly/GreenHaven Website: www.GHPrison.com

Play.GHPrison.com

Extronus Factions

Factions

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9038
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Enchantments Applied:	137	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Extronus returns, better than ever! Classic Season 2 runs from September 10 till December 5. Check it out today!

pvp.extronus.net

Craftplay.de | MiniGames Hub

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6018
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1209
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Craftplay.de | MiniGames Hub

games.craftplay.de

REDspin MC

PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	325598	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Zombie Dances:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

RSMC is now a cooperative community server. We pool our resources and come together to build massive and elaborate structures for the whole server to use. You can see screenshots at http://redsp.in/redspin-screenshots/

Get whitelisted using the application form at http://rsmc.tk

mc.RedSpin.net