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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413	Void Armor Forged:	21
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

UKCraft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
New Chunks Explored:	654369	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

198.24.171.34

MineCarts

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dimension Hops:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Towns Built:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

MineCarts.nl is an Creative and PvP server We offer different sizes of plots and also some mini games.

mc.minecarts.nl

CrypticCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Alien Abductions:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Players Killed by Monsters:	3380	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ores Mined:	2638	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Hello!

We are a server that has a focus on Survival/PvE. We are open 24/7 and are not whitelisted. Our staff are friendly and skilled and the community we have are awesome! We try to install plugins to make the experience as fun as possible, while still considering whether those plugins will slow the server down.

crypticcraft.eu

SVmineFB

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

====SVmineFB==== Welcome to the Survival & Freebuild server We offer: – Nice atmosphere – Lots of events and other fun – Every 2 weeks you can win various games!!! – Comprehensive and helpful Administration Adres IP: s122.csrv.pl:35186 Status: Online 24/7 Minecraft version: 1.5.2 We cordially invite you, join us!

s122.csrv.pl:35186

Supermine

PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

IP: PLAY.SUPERMINE.SE WWW.SUPERMINE.SE WWW.FACEBOOK.COM/MCSUPERMINE – Towny – Build a town or join a town that already exists – Good Admins and Mods – Events – Good plugins to make the server nice and good – No team – Jobs

play.supermine.se

Legacy Craft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9817
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to Legacy Craft where your Minecraft adventure begin. This server is a Survival server. This server has Factions, PVP, and Mcmmo. We also have economy with a rank system. We also allow griefing on the server. This server is a 24/7 server with no Lag. This is a new server. There is great Admins that can help you if need so. Let your Adventure begin and become Legendary. JOIN NOW: 198.143.140.75

198.143.140.75

Minecraft Finite

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Towns Built:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Minecraft finite is designed to be a server hub with diffrent options to choose from:

Options: – PVP Style with Factions Survival , – NO POWERLOSS – You keep your base, however chests are accessable by all players. – PVP Arena – Contains: PRO-Style-PVP, CTF, Skyblockwarz , 3 Kit Arena’s, Spleef Arena, Parkour Race PVP, PitFrenzy PVP – Fun Games – Toxic Survival map, Dsweny Parkour, Parkour – Creative Plots

You make money playing and winning games, playtime over all , or selling stuff to the shop in factions.

It sems to be my hobby to build and create new mini-games so this list is always increasing, stop back every now and then to see what is new!!

minecraftfinite.net

The Citadel

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

The Citadel

mc.thecitadel.us

KillarCraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

We are having problems with server but we will fix them.

69.175.45.154

TaylorCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Potions Brewed:	197	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

TaylorCraft is a network of dedicated Minecraft servers; creative, survival, factions and kitPvP. With a fantastic staff team which will aid your travels throughout the servers and assist with any issues you witness occurring. Each of our servers have endless possibilities for things that can be done and have strong, thriving economies and a strong community.

Survival survival.taylorcraft.net

Creative creative.taylorcraft.net

Factions factions.taylorcraft.net

KitPvP pvp.taylorcraft.net

Main IP mc.taylorcraft.net Website www.taylorcraft.net

mc.taylorcraft.net

NewKingdom

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8297
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	154
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Pvp factions Skylands for wilderness Server is almost never down COSTOM AIRSHIPS TO FLY nice administrators Creative world (coming soon) Cool cities Shops RAIDING AND GREIFING IS ALLOWED

192.227.136.35:25665

Legends Of Akkuria

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Welcome to the Legends of Akkuria!

Over 4k blocks of a custom terraformed, circular map, made by me, for you. We built a map along with everything in it and designed it to be like world of warcraft, or skyrim, or even legend of zelda. There are many RPG aspects put into this, bosses, /mount, /backpack, Rpgitems (wands spells, staffs, swords, armours). This is a no break, no build server, considering we built the entire map. You shouldn’t worry about building, just stay a night in an inn, kill a zombie for money to eat for the night. Live life carefree, after all, you have no place to live.

Have fun!

Plugins installed on server: Mcmmo, EpicBoss, Factions, Essentials, Moneydrop, Rpgitems, Chestshop

198.154.120.2

PandaCraft Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Potions Brewed:	189
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Villages Defended:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

PandaCraft is a server network owned and operated by BlackBeltPanda, www.youtube.com/theblackbeltpanda. It currently features a Skyblock server inspired by the mods used in Agrarian Skies and Skyfactory, as well as a Towny server with Jobs, a dedicated Mining world, and a few custom features.

PandaCraft Skyblock features many custom items, most programmed by BlackBeltPanda, such as Automatic machines, Sieves, Compost Bins, Crooks, Pipes, and much, much more. There’s also a custom Nether world that offers much to explore! PandaCraft Towny features the classic Towny plugin, allowing you to claim land, create towns, and wage war against nations. There’s also a dedicated mining world that resets regularly, a player-shop driven economy with the ability to search for items being sold, and much more!

Each server features an easy-to-navigate spawn, “/shop” anywhere menu, voting rewards, a VoteMine that resets at 100 votes, and tons more. More servers are in the works, such as a Prison server, Magic server, and several unique minigames. Stay tuned!

play.pandacraft.org

ChronicBOOM

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	285
Crops Grown:	8874	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

ChronicBOOM is a Gaming Community where friends come together to play games. Our ChronicBOOM Minecraft Server is a Bukkit server for players who want to get a Survival experience along with Shops, MiniGames (like BlockHunt and GolfCraft) and some other great plugins for Ranks to get more commands and DisguiseCraft to have fun and fool your friends with disguises! Come join us on the server and at http://chronicboom.net!!

Voting will get you free gifts!!

Thanks for viewing ChronicBOOM!

65.111.222.63

Cops And Robbers Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7315
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	176	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

This is a mini games server as seen on many youtubers minecraft videos. This server allows all players to play Cops And Robbers, TNTRun, Hide and seek and much more.

Play.AlphagamesMC.com