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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 8940 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.