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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 5298 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.
