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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 887 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 225 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3099 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 68 |
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.