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| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 6921 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8098 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.
