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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 2221 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 7756 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 234 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 314 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.