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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

play.pvpcloud.net

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

play.hallowedfantasy.com

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6459	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Love Letters Sent:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Void Armor Forged:	14	Ores Mined:	5651

cubecadia.net

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8069
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

play.castaway.gg

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7555
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

elementcraft.net

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

135.125.189.27:25569

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3365
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

islandmemories.shockbyte.cc

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

ddss.craftersland.net

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

play.utopiverse.net

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	160	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

pokecentral.org

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Animals Bred:	151
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Enchantments Applied:	59	Villages Defended:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ores Mined:	8274
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

pvp.mystiverse.net

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Chimeras Created:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

oyna.dunyamc.com.tr

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchantments Applied:	123	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

xfirebox.minehut.gg

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6971
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Votes:	4541

Welcome to the brand new SlimeSMP! Survival 1.20 + new world generation <!> Player Ran Economy <!> Grief Protection <!> NEED STAFF! <!> Free Ranks <!> Custom Items <!> Semi Vanilla AND NEW THINGS ADDED EVERYDAY! If you are connecting via Bedrock Edition use the below IP’s BEDROCK IPS (PORT: 19132) ————————– b.slimesmp.org bedrock.slimesmp.org

org.slimesmp.com

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

mc.jifercraft.com