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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 7335 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 9921 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.
