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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 1743 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.
