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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 1295 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.