Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 25

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • PlayFuse

    PlayFuse

    PlayFusePlayFuse is a server focus on quality. We currently provide Three gamemodes, SkyBlock, our latest gamemode. SMP that we have had for over two years and the newly opened CreativeAll the gamemodes have been well thought out, are balanced and theres a ton of features to play with, such as custom crafting, special textures, new mobs, materials and more!We have a active & friendly community of players, great events, and amazing features, you wont be bored if you play on PlayFuse!IP: ms.PlayFuse.net Website: PlayFuse.org Discord: PlayFuse.org/discord Twitter: Twitter.com/DivineWoodsMC

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • PokeLand

    PokeLand

    Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Cosmos SMP

    Cosmos SMP

    The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Respawn

    Respawn

    Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Mineverso

    Mineverso

    —-> mc.mineverso.com <---- JavaServer always updated, lag-free and a staff attentive to your needs. We currently have 5 modalities: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyWars, Vanilla and CTW.—-> mc.mineverso.com <---- Bedrock -> Puerto: 19132

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Cavern SMP

    Cavern SMP

    Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 22

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Infection Network

    Infection Network

    Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Fewer Network

    Fewer Network

    Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • BD ZONE

    BD ZONE

    Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Enchantments Applied: 138

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Arcturus Factions

    Arcturus Factions

    Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • AlathraMC

    AlathraMC

    ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • BossCraft

    BossCraft

    Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Poke Odyssey

    Poke Odyssey

    Hunts, Global Trade System, Safari, Events, Tournaments, Wondertrade, Skills. Play to win with player ran gyms & shops

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 34
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • NiftyMC

    NiftyMC

    NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • PokeClash Cobblemon

    PokeClash Cobblemon

    PokeClash Cobblemon is a new Cobblemon server that is opening soon! It wants to blend Cobblemon and Minecraft survival, while adding fun things to do over the top. The PokeClash Cobblemon server is a small time venture and its features include things like jobs, quests, free ranks, land claiming and more. Join the Discord to get updates!Server Links & Info Discord: https://discord.gg/XturGkVmTs Modrinth Modpack: https://modrinth.com/modpack/pokeclash-cobblemon CurseForge Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/pokeclash-cobblemon Technic Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pokeclash-cobblemon.1961440

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 427

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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