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Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magic Items Found:	8728	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Items Found:	7717

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Bedrock Cross-play now supported!TownySMP is a 1.20.x Earth Survival server with a semi-vanilla RPG experience. We are dedicated to creating a friendly and inviting community. Established in March of 2021, we are run by experienced professionals who look to bring Minecraft to the next level!Claim your land using Towny and invite your friends to create thriving towns and nations. Earn money actively using JobsReborn or sell basic materials with a command, then trade it away at PlayerShops! Rank-up using ingame money to earn new perks, boosts, and tags. Whether your goal is to compete, build, or just make new friends: TownySMP is the server for you!Features: – Towny claim system with no-grief survival – Rank System with Custom Perks – Player-focused economy – Jobs & /sell to earn money – Voting Crates & Pinata – RPG Experience with McMMO – Dedicated server hardware

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Star Shards Collected:	122	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

We are a 1.19+ Hermitcraft-like survival server with a awesome friendly 18+ community!Just like Hermitcraft, we use some datapacks for 1 player sleep, mob & player heads and for a co-ord hub. With that in mind we are a “Semi-Vanilla” Survival Server. The closest to Vanilla you’ll get with anti-grief/stealing and server optimisations. We have no plugins that affect gameplay like /spawn /home /back, keepinv, land claim, etc.. Builds and items are safe because we use CoreProtect.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

You arrive at our server spawn, it’s time to explore the worlds of CubedMC!We are a PvE server. No-griefing and No-stealing guidelines are strictly enforced.– Become the Mayor of a town, or join and help expand an existing community! – No Server Resets & Fresh Resource Worlds. Explore a permanent 70k x 70k main world, and other worlds easily with /rtp! – Rank up from a weary Traveler all become a royal! – Increase your McMMO power level to unlock special abilities by performing tasks! – Have Fun and Follow the Rules! CubedMC has an amazing community of players and staff who are always happy to help.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.