Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MyHEROES

    MyHEROES

    SERVER IP: join.mineheroes.org[JUST RESET] MineHeroes Server Gamemodes: – [NEW] OneBlock – Survival SMP – Factions – SkyBlock / OPSkyBlock – Prison – Creative – 1v1 PvP Duels / OPPVP – Daily & Weekend Events[Version 1.7-> 1.16+/LATEST]

    Join thousands of players daily @ join.mineheroes.org How to play: www.mineheroes.net/play

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • The Shack

    The Shack

    Newly built server that has just released lifesteal for now. More to come in the future! We hope to see you soon.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 35

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • SurvivalVerse

    SurvivalVerse

    Welcome to SurvivalVerse, where two distinct gamemodes, Walaku Falls and Survival Odyssey, await to deliver an unparalleled gaming experience.Walaku Falls: Immerse Yourself in Towny Adventure Embark on a captivating journey within our Towny gamemode, Walaku Falls. Here, the power is in your hands to manage and cultivate your very own community. Stake your claim on land, forge alliances with fellow adventurers, and set out on strategic journeys through breathtaking landscapes. Whether you thrive as a planner, a leader, or an explorer, SurvivalVerse offers an experience tailored just for you. Don’t miss out—join us now for an unforgettable adventure!Survival Odyssey: Uncover the Intricacies of a Groundbreaking Server Dive into the intricacies of Survival Odyssey and discover the myriad features that make this server truly groundbreaking. Explore our meticulously detailed announcement thread to learn about the sophisticated Coin Shop system, Playtime Levels, customized crates, intense PVP combat, new donor ranks, sellwands, a balanced economy, and the introduction of teams this season. The Odyssey has it all, promising an immersive and dynamic gameplay experience like never before. Join us on this epic journey and become part of a thriving community that embraces innovation and excitement.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9154
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • AndromedaPVP – Network

    AndromedaPVP – Network

    Minecraft Network com: SURVIVAL (1.20.1+)• Create your clan and dominate the CLAN LEAGUE (Monthly Event); • Complete BattlePass missions and be rewarded with exclusive items and cosmetics; • Collect Items and complete objectives; • Battle challenging Dungeons alone or with friends/clanmates; • Dominate the End and defeat the Ender Dragon after collecting 9x Dragon Balls; • Find new enchantments added when improving your tools; • Much more awaits you!…Pirata/Original Java Edition

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Fire Vanilla

    Fire Vanilla

    Fire Vanilla is one of the most popular 1.9+ PvP networks! And here is why you should join today!Out gamemodes consist of:• Economy Survival • Practice • Box PvP • Events So ready for a challenge? Join the most competitive Minecraft PvP network today! Bedrock and Java welcome!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • MC Eternal by CraftersLand

    MC Eternal by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: eternal.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Potions Brewed: 58 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Datblock

    Datblock

    A Minecraft server with new experiences and the latest content in Minecraft. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Towns Built: 9
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Chunky Monkey

    Chunky Monkey

    We are ChunkyMonkey! A SMP server with a global economy, custom god items, McMMO and much more! This server is geared towards survival with ton of fun expansions! We’re heavily focused on the economy, bringing you a unique experience with the ability to turn almost every item into cash! You can also buy almost every item in the game, plus god items like a fortune 6 pickaxe! Sell almost every block for cash! Everything has a buy and sell value! Grind your favorite aspect of the game and easily turn your surplus of items into useful cash! Players love being able to turn their hard earned crops or spawner loot into building blocks or rank upgrades This server also provides a FREE ranking system available in the shop GUI!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • GamesLabs network

    GamesLabs network

    The GamesLabs network was once a popular Minecraft network. After a year of hardwork we are finally bringing it back to life! The network contains A LOT of unique features such as custom sounds, UIs, cosmetics, challenges, a season pass, …. and of course games! We have 40+ minigames playable on .a game board and in a party mode as well as three major games, here is a list of our games with a brief description of each: Minescape. One of our most popular games. Minescape is a game inspired by Runescape. It contains more than 20 kills, quests, mobs, sounds, a grand exchange, custom items and runescape map! Apocalypse. This game is a mix between DayZ and Zelda Breath Of The Wild. The goal is to try to survive as long as possible on an hostile island. Thirst, hunger, temperature, weather, sounds, weapons, armors, bosses and dungeons are key gameplay elements. Battle Of The Heroes. This is a crossplay of our different games. It is a hero based pvp games. Select a hero and fight using abilities in an epic arena! Mix-Up, Bit-Trip, Ghost-Run and Quiddcraft are old minigames that we used to have on our network. We revamped them to match with the quality of our current work! Our goal is to bring a very unique experience to all our players. We want our players to be amazed by every bit they see. We are doing weekly updates and are constantly listening to our community for improvements. Our network has features that you have never seen on any server before. Custom ambient sounds, unique UIs, a high render distance (up to 32 chunks), unique cosmetics…. You can join our network by using the following ip: play.gameslabs.net

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Countries & Nations MC

    Countries & Nations MC

    CNMC is a modded geo-political survival 1.19.2 Minecraft server currently using the custom map Paralon. We aim to create a fun and immersive server experience with focus on building, diplomacy, and roleplay. On CNMC, you can join an existing nation or create your own. You can become a leader, business owner, civilian, or whatever you want!To play, join the discord server and download our original modpack on curseforge.SOCIALS Tiktok: @official_cnmc instagram: @countries_nations_mc  Patreon: CNMC Official Wiki: CNMC Wiki

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Clovercraft

    Clovercraft

    Clovercraft is an 18+ whitelisted community SMP. Join us to explore the SMP world, build together with new friends, and party at our regular monthly Discord events!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 36 Mines Excavated: 2294
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CzechBox

    CzechBox

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you meet exciting battles in the Boxfight minigame! We are home to passionate gamers who love intense indoor battles. Our Boxfight mini-game offers fast and exciting matches where you have to react quickly, move strategically and land accurate punches to win. Join us and prove that you are the best fighter far and wide. But that’s not all, we still have the Survival minigame where you can relax and show everyone how well you can build. So don’t hesitate and join us!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Zero-Bit

    Zero-Bit

    We are fresh, we are new, we are friendly & peaceful! Welcome to Zero-Bit! We offer: ► Ranks, Crates, Voting rewards & Vote Party giveaways! ►Survival with plugins high in demand ►Skyblock with many plugins ► Dungeons ► Mini Games (cause why not) … and more!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • The Cosmos 2

    The Cosmos 2

    The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Crops Grown: 1206
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Avalon

    Avalon

    You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Villages Defended: 12

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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