Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 21 Farms Harvested: 643
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Carpour

    Carpour

    Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Golden Galaxy MC

    Golden Galaxy MC

    GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Ores Mined: 8939
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 189 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • PixelBallers

    PixelBallers

    Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 48

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Happy-HG Network

    Happy-HG Network

    Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Animals Bred: 48

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • PixelEarth.Ro

    PixelEarth.Ro

    Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • XanthaCraft

    XanthaCraft

    We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on!  KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Demon Skulls Collected: 11 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • The Orange

    The Orange

    Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Stormy Lagoon

    Stormy Lagoon

    Server Version: 1.19.3, Java & Bedrock Server IP: play.stormylagoon.com Bedrock Port: 25566 (You do not need to use a port for Java!) Store: https://store.stormylagoon.com Discord: https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm Greylist: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/servers-java-edition/pc-servers/3145472-new-java-bedrock-1-18-2-stormy-lagoon-vanilla

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • WildCraftMC

    WildCraftMC

    In an endless sea of cold impersonal Minecraft Networks & Hub servers, WildCraftMC wishes to offer you something more meaningful, a server to call home.WildCraftMC is a multi-purpose social community for everyone, whether it be over Discord or WC’s Minecraft server, we offer a multitude of premium features which allows for an adventurous experience that offers exclusive events, quests and items to collect and/or share.We would like to invite you to our server community & into our family.We have a multitude of optional features while keeping the server semi-vanilla, such as survival and creative worlds. An RPG play style to upgrade your player skills. Mini Bosses that drop rare collectible loot. Adventurous Quests that offer exclusive events and items to collect. An advanced fishing feature with custom levelling, rod augments, entropy & much more.We offer an extensively customized advancement system that offers special abilities & rewards for completing many new achievement based advancements.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • VolcCraft

    VolcCraft

    Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Pandam

    Pandam

    Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • PokeParadise

    PokeParadise

    We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Cwoare Network

    Cwoare Network

    Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • CherryLand

    CherryLand

    Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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