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Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	118	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	129

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Relaunch of the legendary semi-vanilla server! GRIEFING & RAIDING! SETHOMES & TPA! VOTING REWARDS! (No claims, economy, map resets, or hacking) SEMI-VANILLA at its PURIST.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

MSRebound is a semi-vanilla SMP that never resets and quickly updates. So explore a world rich with history, and interact with the friendly community. We also have simple leveling in mcmmo, custom heads, player shops, & Discord integration.Feel free to join us anytime! :DAlso, if you are worried about us shutting down like a lot of other small servers, we’ve been going for 4+ years. We aren’t going anywhere.We don’t support Mojang’s chat report feature. It has been disabled on our server if you worry about that sort of thing. However, our server rules still apply and will be enforced by our staff.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Server Minecraft Indonesia Java & Bedrock ° Survival – Economy RPG ° Gacha ° And Others²

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.