Wank Minecraft SMP Fun Time

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Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	315055

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Communitiy SMP server If you would like to join our community, please apply on our Discord >>> https://discord.gg/wazNpYthVD <<

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Aesir RPG Minecraft IP:play.aesirmc.com 1.18.2 Turkey’s best Faction RPG server Survival&Faction together + Track + Clan Wars, +220 Special Items RPG Inventory Warehouse System MMO Itemler Mana and Skill System 3D modeled Bosses and Creatures Pets and features according to Pets Open World Story Server

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Fire Crusades Discover the World & Feel the Magic! ===================================== DEDICATED SERVER ONLINE 24/7: Enjoy FC with quality-of-life plugins to improve your Minecraft adventures.We Support both Java and Bedrock players. Join our Discord https://discord.gg/khk9TEU Check out Our Website for Info and Rules https://firecrusades.com/ Join us on Fire Crusades Java Players! Java Version Server IP: play.firecrusades.com Bedrock Server Address: play.firecrusades.com Port: 25565

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

JonGames Minecraft 1.14.4 Server (1.9 – 1.18 clients supported) Peaceful Guilds with land claiming and Economy game-play in Survival mode (This is a Java server (IP: jongames.com) with Bedrock client support (IP: bedrock.jongames.com)) NEW Custom End dimension was released March 2022!!! Try the new mobs, items, biomes, and mechanics today! We Love Builds & Art: check the website for 3D photos and 3D models of some of the builds people have made on the server! You and your builds may be featured there too in the future! Absolutely Free – No donations & no VIP This server is an effort of passion and a hobby project. I have the resources to run it for years, so please stop by and take a look. Enjoy simple casual game-play with tight knit community that is totally free. Events are held frequently about once a week! You can also enjoy spending your free time with our minigames, we have SkyWars, spleef, parkours, a maze, a mob arena, a casino, elytra race, lighter arena, murder mystery, and we will most likely keep on adding more to the list! No Griefing. /howto 1 /howto 2 /howto 3 … /howto 7 to learn how to play denMS

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

mc.lolSurvival 1.20.4 with SlimeFun Parkour & BedWarsSurvival 1.16.5 multiple types of Survival with plugins and vanilla. Minigames, Among US, BedWars, SkyWars. Parkour PVP Games, Practice, UHC RUN, EggWars, Factions and many many more

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PrismForge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

This server is an exceptionally built, custom gamemode, that is constantly updating and expanding to meet the player’s wants and needs. The staff team are always listening to the community to help create a better society for the server.PrismForge is the #1 RPG Factions server with a custom coded PVP and another PVE MMORPG Gamemode. All of our gamemodes are completely custom coded by our development team. We offer an actual unique experience unlike many other servers.Factions: – RPG Factions – Giant well made warzone – 190+ Custom Items, 150+ Custom Enchantments – Ranked PvP Fights – Bosses, Envoys, KotH, FFA & more events

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Esoteric Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

– Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Valegate

Economy, PvP, Survival

NEW STAFF NEEDEDA brand new feature packed server with a player run economy and a ton of exciting features! We have Jobs, Quests, Crates & MORE!We have a custom ranking system allowing you to unlock new features and commands with each rank and making yourself more powerful!Our features include: Jobs, Economy, Survival, PvE, PVP, Friendly Community, Active Staff, Voting Rewards (Crates)!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FTB SkyAdventures by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sky.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utils mod land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB SkyAdventures 1.12.2 Modpack

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Emeralds Found:	2674
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Humblex

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Humblex: Phoenix Edition Thank You and Set Foot On A Truly Remarkable Journey With Us.IP: mc.humblex.netHumblex is a Sci-Fi Story Based Survival Multiplayer Server with a hybrid survival-faction system and includes infinite events/minigames for players to enjoy.What Humblex Offers: – Story-based Multiplayer Server (Sci-Fi) – A brand new experience on survival multiplayer experience. – Survival and Faction (Hybrid System) into one GameMode. – Interval ( Events | Minigames ) – Graphical Changes to Vanilla Minecraft – Cracked & Premium Support – Multiplatform (Coming Soon)

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.