Wank Minecraft SMP Fun Time

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Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Confused Pixelmon

Economy

Mylona’s Current FeaturesUnlimited Homes, Dynmap, Contests, Movie Nights, New World, Wondertrade, Non-P2W, Play 2 Win, Lottery, Jobs, Events, Safari, Daily, Questing, Player Shops, Public XP Farm, Monthly Server Ender Dragon Fights!, PVP Arena, and Adding new features every week!!!!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ArtMC.net

Anarchy

ArtMC is a collaborative Minecraft art experiment. Place 1 block every 10 seconds. Create art with or against other players.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PhoenixCraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

**About PhoenixCraft – Crafting Adventures Since 2022!**Welcome to PhoenixCraft, a thriving Minecraft community with a rich history dating back to August 18, 2022. We are more than just a server; we’re a warm and inclusive community that welcomes players from all walks of life.**Our Servers:**– **Anarchy Server:** Immerse yourself in the raw, unbridled chaos of our anarchy server. Here, survival is the name of the game, and the possibilities are limitless. Forge alliances, build empires, or go it alone; the choice is yours.– **Economy Server:** Step into our meticulously designed economy server, operating on Minecraft version 1.20.1. Engage in dynamic events, trade with fellow players, and embark on epic adventures.**Active and Engaged:**At PhoenixCraft, our community is our strength. We host frequent events that keep our members engaged and excited. Join us in creating unforgettable memories, whether it’s battling the Ender Dragon together or participating in our unique server events.**Join Our Family:**

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MiantaoriMC Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to MianatoriMC Network! We offer many game modes that provide endless fun for everyone, including Survival, OneBlock, BedWars, and more! It supports 1.8 to the latest version. We recommend 1.20. Always looking for staff and creators of media content from many platforms. We think you should check the server before we continue.Discord: https://discord.gg/aprRpcn3rJ

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Master Realm

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Season X Minecraft Server – Master Realm 1.20.1! RPG World Daily Quests & Adventures Blood Moons Brewery Coin Economy Citizens Anti-Combat-Log Towny EliteMobs & Boss Events Unique World Gen Graves with Loss GSit/Lay/Crawl 18+ Marry Commands Join our thriving community for endless fun and adventure!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MissionPrison

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

MobArena Bombs Drugs ElementalTrees Gangs Bounties Free Kits Trails Bounties GUI-Oriented Auctions CoinFlip ChatReaction Crates Balanced Economy

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Maritime Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Ahoy! Embark on a nautical adventure with us on the 1.18 Maritime server!On Maritime Survival we have some awesome enhancements to our gameplay, here’s a list of some of our enhancements: – Clue Scrolls – McMMO – Level System – Anti-Grief – Player Warps – Bedrock SupportWhat are you waiting for? Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

3b3t

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Anarchy server, no rules, no admin, and no interference! In this server you can pretty much do whatever you want, start bases, make new friends, and attack anyone that gets in your way!Server is also now 1.16.5!Crystal PVP! Donkey Dupe Enabled! Nether roof access Stacked Items!/tpa /home

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	948	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

craft2style

Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

=====mc.craft2style.nl===== something completely different with fun game modes BvB survival, Creative ingame shovel and much more. come and have a look, Hafe fun mvg staff team

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SkyHikerMC

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

𝚂 𝙺 𝚈 𝙷 𝙸 𝙺 𝙴 𝚁 𝙼 𝙲 【ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ 2020】 We are a batch of Skyblock lovers in Malaysia and Singapore who decided to create a server that is mainly developing and improving in Skyblock related game modes. We aim to be transparent, innovative, creativity and friendly to all the players over the world.GAMEMODES – Skyblock [1.19+]

– Survival [1.18+]

– Four [1.12+]

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1831	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Alinea is a small hard mode and close-to-vanilla survival server! We are a welcoming and tight-knit community from all around the world and for people of all ages! *KEY FEATURES* – Small world with no teleports – Very Close to vanilla with minimal commands – PVP is allowed in the wild – Balanced player-based economy – Tangible features (physical money, physical shops, etc…)Server Address (IP): play.alinea-mc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/zejcjyZ This is a hard mode server! We recommend joining a town straight away to get started more easily, and have shelter from the outside world!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SkyLife

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Soar above the skies on Skylyfe, a truly unique take on the original Skyblock formula! We have insane dungeons, island upgrades, captivating quests, adaptive parkour, and much more! Join our active and diverse community, climb the leaderboards or build something cool. Unleash your creativity and conquer the limitless skies that await you above the clouds!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MineCrafty Server

Creative, Survival

MineCrafty is a multiverse server for players who want their own space & play with their friends – not for trolls – the server is moderated and crap will not be tolerated. For your enjoyment, land claim is active. as well as MCMMO, PVP, seasons, multiple worlds, creative, survival, hardcore and more. This server is for the player who wants to build on their own terms, or bring friends and just hang out in a safe server. If you’re an established dependable OP or admin, I would entertain allowing you to improve the server.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Emeralds Found:	3396

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

AMinecraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

AMinecraft is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server founded in 2012, and we’re looking to replenish it! ___________________________________ In the recent months we have made many new editions to our server, including: • A brand-new spawn • Plugin fixes • New Spleef arena ___________________________________ We are looking forward to hosting events such as: • Mining events • PvP events And of course we’re always open to suggestions! ___________________________________ https://linktr.ee/aminecraft So let’s build community and have some fun! We can’t wait to see you there! 1.20.1 – Spigot

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	New Chunks Explored:	656711

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Celestial Expanse

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The Celestial Expanse is an extremely detailed SciFi Towny Nations Server. Explore, Colonize and/or Conquer over 20 Planets! Build a Metropolis! Design an entire Starship Fleet! Grow an Industrial Complex larger than anyone else’s! If this post piqued your interest; feel free to check us out! IP: celestialmc.zapto.org Versions: 1.17-1.19.2 (Chat Reporting >> Disabled)

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	791	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.