Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Falling into the Void: 1
Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Legends Mc

    Legends Mc

    This Server Is Really fun and has tons of gamemodes!!! It Has Survival and Kitpvp. We are currently looking for staff!!! Join the discord to apply or msg me on discord.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • PixelWorld Network

    PixelWorld Network

    At PixelWorld we have four different servers for you to chose from! – Towny – Anarchy – SkyBlock – TeamDeathmatch – Creative We hope to see you on the server soon!

    **You can play from versions 1.8.*-1.16.* **JAVA/BEDROCK CORSS-PLATFORM

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Ores Mined: 2909
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Rustic SMP

    Rustic SMP

    RusticSMP is an old school survival server, currently looking for lots of staff to help build a Community . We have a ton of awesome and custom features that we are constantly updating and improving. We are heavily community-driven, and are constantly working to improve the server!

    Features: – Jobs – Quests – mcMMO – Custom Enchants – Rankings – Auction House – Player Shops – More!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 115
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • United Factions

    United Factions

    United Factions is the server to be when you want to play Minecraft factions. Free of any loot-boxes and pay-to-win elements, United Factions differs itself from other servers. The server focusses all attention on bringing you the best possible faction experience out there.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Last Element Avatar Bending Server

    Last Element Avatar Bending Server

    Welcome to Last Element IP – lastelement.apexmc.co A inspired Server from the anime The Last Air Bender – Here you will be able to use the magic of many elements such as Fire Water Air Earth Chi With even more extra elements coming to the server such as Thunder, Ice, Blue Flames, Blood Bending & Much more to come!!

    Custom Mobs & Items & Quest!

    Much to do from: Quests, Boss Fights, Rent & Build Houses in city’s Build a player Shop, Level up and Skill up, Master Your Element

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • MundoPixels

    MundoPixels

    IP: mc.mundopixels.net Join and enjoy the great adventure that MundoPixels can offer you, the best of the best!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • TwistedMC

    TwistedMC

    TwistedMC is a Java Edition Minecraft Network that focuses on bringing a unique experience along with a twist for enjoyment and content creation. TwistedMC consists of multiple gamemodes such as Survival 1.17.1, Arcade and a custom Bed Wars mode.

    Check out our website and more at www.twistedmc.net Apply for staff at www.twistedmc.net/apply Join our Discord at discord.gg/twistedmc

    Server IP: play.twistedmc.net

    Join the TwistedMC network! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 20

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Elyria Online

    Elyria Online

    We’ve been operating for over 2 years now, and very rarely reset, typically only for major updates unless it can be avoided. The server is best described as an RPG-like survival server, with a lot of freedom for you to choose how you play. New updates are being pushed every week, featuring tons of new mechanics only seen in mods, custom items, bosses, and more! I hope to see more friendly faces, all are welcome! And if you ever have any questions, concerns, or suggestions, feel free to reach me in the discord! Cheers <3

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Build the Vote

    Build the Vote

    Welcome to Build the Vote. A Minecraft voting experience by Rock the Vote. On the server, you’ll learn about the electoral process in the United States. And the best part: you’ll see what it’s like to vote.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Void Armor Forged: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • SoftSlayer

    SoftSlayer

    Info: Well where do I start… SoftSlayer has been around for about 9 years now, with a pretty dedicated community that still plays a bunch of games together (obviously including Minecraft). Our server is small and pretty simple, it’s a mostly vanilla atmosphere with a few things added like /home and /warps. Everyone is friendly and helpful with most things needed. PvP is disabled (we have a custom PvP arena to scratch your PvP itch), griefing is not allowed (mods will rollback if you get griefed) and you can lock your chests.

    Rules: Just the basics here, no hacking, no overly vulgar/racist/homophobic chat, no griefing. Pretty much basic rules.

    Whitelist: Join our discord server to apply for our whitelist!

    Discord link: https://discord.gg/qNSMbEE We hope to see you around!

    IP: softslayer.com

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • EvaGens

    EvaGens

    EvaGens is a new amazing and unique server where you run around collecting resources and then you trade the resources with the villagers!!!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • House Of Gamers

    House Of Gamers

    House Of Gamers is a Greek Minecraft SMP where you can play Survival with your friends. The Server has Economy, Crates, Custom Enchants, Shop, AuctionHouse and many other fun features that make it stand out! Become a member of our group and meet people, make friends and enjoy a proper Minecraft Survival Experience!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Minemu Network

    Minemu Network

    Minemu Network is a set of Minecraft servers where you can play with your friends from any platform (PC, phone or consoles), from version 1.8.X to the most recent.

    You can play with your friends in our Survival RPG, where you can build your house with custom furniture, explore the world together with your pets and fight bosses with your RPG skills, a wide range of extra enchantments and brand new artifacts. This server is mainly PVE but you can have duels with your friends in the Colosseum.

    You can also enjoy mini-games like The Bridge, Village Defense or our special, Mob Arena.

    What are you waiting for? Bring your friends to enjoy with us!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • PixGrove

    PixGrove

    PixGrove SMP is community driven, offering a non-competitive, survival multiplayer gameplay experience. Molded by its community, we incorporate features, update our rules and implement suggestions by the players through having approachable and active staff. We do not restrict players when building, raiding or looting unclaimed land while prohibiting cheating and/or hacking.

    SMP features: Land-claim system and grief prevention. Playtime tiers and Voting ranks with rewards. Player run shops. Emotes. Resource world reset once per month. Creative world for higher rank.. No Survival world resets.

    Rules: No racism, sexism, discrimination or harassment. Looting and raiding is allowed. AFKing and AFK machines are allowed. No hacking, cheating or clients modded for cheating. See discord for more information.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 7213

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Hisparquia

    Hisparquia

    Hisparquia is a cracked vanilla anarchy minecraft server with no rules that started on August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, it has never been reset, and is over 700 gigs in storage.

    Hisparquia is a vanilla anarchy cracked minecraft server with no rules that started in August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, has never been rebooted, and has over 700 gigs in storage.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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