Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
Star Shards Collected: 203 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Qhueebie x Unversix

    Qhueebie x Unversix

    This is Collaboration Server From Qhueebie and Unversix. This is Collaboration Server From Qhueebie and Unversix. This is Collaboration Server From Qhueebie and Unversix.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Historia SMP

    Historia SMP

    THE HISTORIA SMP- What is Historia SMP? Historia is a nations SMP with an aspect on World Building , Wars , Fantasy and as the name suggests, History. In the Historia SMP, You can be anyone! Be it a barbaric Orc, a tiny Dwarf or a swift Elf! But thats not all! You can also create your own Nation, connecting multiple towns into one big entity, working together to create history, thrive, and go to war! With TRULY endless lore possibilities to create and explore, anyone can start an empire in the Historia SMP!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Blocklands

    Blocklands

    Welcome to Blocklands! We have a 1:500 recreation of the Earth that you can play Survival on, as well as a new gamemode called Oneblock! Vehicles, custom resource pack, custom enchants, and more! Join now at “blocklands.org”

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Skull Craft

    Skull Craft

    Ever wanted to play a lag free server with bedrock supported!!! Where you can join from 1.9 to 1.9.2? Yes this is the perfect server for you We offer lag free server with different modes and fun to play We also organize different events on discord Link- https://discord.gg/XmUbZjjfBu Don’t forget to join it Have a nice day!!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 14 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • SMPEarth

    SMPEarth

    SMPEarth (SMPE) was originally a private, whitelisted Minecraft server, featuring a custom-generated 1:3000 scale map of the Earth. It commenced on November 2019 and exclusive to a group of selected popular Minecraft creators and streamers such as WilburSoot, Technoblade, TommyInnit, CaptainSparklez, Ph1LzA and many more. In this survival multiplayer server, the players were given the chance to create factions, forge alliances and declare enemies between one another.

    Now, following the footsteps of the creators server which had ended in April 2020, SMPE is now publicly accessible on Java Edition where anyone can join. Boasting a community of 7000+ members at the moment and 3 main servers to choose from and experience (casual towny, seige towny and factions), SMPE’s primary goal is to become the most advanced Earth server in Minecraft.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • HazardousMC

    HazardousMC

    HazardousMC Survival++ | Custom and unique SMP experience! PLAYER MINES! Skyblock & Prison COMING SOON

    Join today! IP: play.hazardousmc.com

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • StarMc Network

    StarMc Network

    STAR MC | A MINECRAFT NETWORK | GAMEMODE | LIFESTEAL | SURVIVAL | FREE FOR ALL | EVENT | JAVA + BEDROCK SUPPORT | NO LAG | LOCATION INDIA |JOIN NOW AND ENJOY ALL

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Dark Rituals Completed: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Orbital Servers

    Orbital Servers

    Orbital Servers is an Australian Community hosting Factions & Survival 1.20.2, All our plugins are custom made to ensure our servers are the best of quality and have the most minimal lag possible.

    Our servers are currently in Early Beta Stages and are NOT P2W.

    Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/QgqyXRS6Zx

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Void Armor Forged: 24

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Night Network

    Night Network

    BEST PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SEVER OF INDIA IF U ARE SEARCHING FOR A CRACKED 24/7 PUBLIC SERVER JOIN NIGHT NETWORK AND ENJOY

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Crystal Wands Charged: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Dead Candy Graveyard

    Dead Candy Graveyard

    Welcome to Dead Candy Graveyard, a captivating Minecraft server that offers a unique blend of thrilling gameplay and immersive experiences. Step into a world where darkness and enchantment collide, where the haunting echoes of the past intertwine with the sugary sweetness of candy.

    Embark on epic battles and challenge yourself with our exhilarating Elitemobs feature. Engage in intense arena fights and face formidable bosses that will test your skills to the limit. Prepare to wield your weapons and harness your abilities as you strive to emerge victorious in these thrilling encounters.

    For those seeking a more traditional Minecraft experience, our Survival SMP world awaits you. Immerse yourself in a thriving community of like-minded players, explore vast landscapes, and forge your own path. Unleash your creativity, construct magnificent structures, and unravel the mysteries of this enchanting realm.

    To add an extra layer of excitement, we have implemented a rewarding crate system and daily rewards. Unlock special items, rare treasures, and exclusive perks as you journey through the Dead Candy Graveyard. Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or a new player, these bonuses will enhance your gameplay and provide you with additional motivation to conquer the challenges that lie ahead.

    Join us in Dead Candy Graveyard and indulge in a Minecraft experience like no other. Immerse yourself in a world of captivating battles, survival, and boundless possibilities. Uncover the secrets that dwell within this mystical realm, and let your imagination run wild amidst the eerie beauty of the graveyard. The adventure awaits!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 398257 Mythical Relics Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Spaffel-SMP

    Spaffel-SMP

    A German Minecraft server that offers a vibrant economy, a friendly community and a humorous atmosphere. Join today and experience pure fun! No pay-to-win, clear rules, and regular rewards for your votes. An active server is waiting for you to explore.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • AfiqNajmi46 S7 SMP

    AfiqNajmi46 S7 SMP

    AfiqNajmi46’s SMP Season 7

    Version : 1.20.4 Up time: 99.895% Online mode: false Discord SRV available Awesome datapacks and plugins Free of lagg 24/7 support Bedrock/Java supported 1.7-1.20.4 support IP:AfiqNajmi46.mc-world.net Port:5690 Discord: https://discord.gg/hhnfHUU

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • BTTDM Minecraft

    BTTDM Minecraft

    Greetings, Minecraft enthusiasts!

    Are you in searching of the ultimate survival experience? Look no further than BTTDM Minecraft, our brand-new server that will leave you captivated! Operating on version 1.19.4 and beyond, we offer an extraordinary survival journey, packed with a plethora of features such as quests, skills, jobs, daily rewards, and so much more.

    Immerse yourself in the realm of BTTDM Minecraft at mc.bttdm.com and get ready for an adventure like no other. Engage in thrilling quests that will test your mettle, hone your skills in various disciplines, take on exciting jobs, and reap the benefits of daily rewards. We’ve worked tirelessly to ensure our server offers a diverse and engaging experience, leaving no room for boredom.

    But the fun doesn’t stop there! We also encourage all players to join our vibrant Discord community at discord.gg/AeEub6hMZP. Connect with fellow players, share your achievements, and stay informed about the latest server updates, events, and giveaways. Our Discord server is the perfect place to foster friendships and build a thriving community.

    At BTTDM Minecraft, we strive to provide a welcoming environment for players of all ages and experience levels. Our dedicated staff is committed to ensuring a seamless gameplay experience, backed by a reliable server infrastructure.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us at mc.bttdm.com and set foot into the world of BTTDM Minecraft. Prepare to embark on an unparalleled survival adventure, where excitement awaits at every turn.

    See you in-game!

    The BTTDM Minecraft Team

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Aphmau Modded Rp

    Aphmau Modded Rp

    My Discord k6w#8415

    To join the server you must join the discord (https://discord.gg/y9nyYyjge7) to get a list of mods and other files that you must install to join. There are 3D models that you can request me to add to your skin (like wolf ears ect). I would like mature and friendly people to join preferably over the age of 14. If at any point I feel like you are not mature enough to play on the server you will most likely be kicked.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Magical Empire Network

    Magical Empire Network

    Welcome to Magical Empire Network ( Survival , Skyblock ) and another games will be added in the future

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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