Wank Minecraft SMP Fun Time

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Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Players Killed by Monsters:	723
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

UneasyPvP

Custom, Duel, PvP, Vanilla

UneasyPvP is a server that aim for a vanilla friendly.

Server info: - Version 1.18 (support 1.13.x -> 1.18.x client)

- Custom kit creation (customize your own kit however you like) - Duel with other player with rankings - and many more

Discord: https://discord.gg/sWgt9khWba

Join us on UvPvP.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TCSMP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

A new take on OP Factions with unique, custom plugins, now on 1.18+! We got tired of joining servers with staff that would throw their weight around and rigid plugins, so we decided to do something about it. Originally designed for a few friends, we’ve decided to take the server public. Enjoy!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Farms Harvested:	549	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Naruto Decaying

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

This is a Naruto-Minecraft modded based server. It runs using a Naruto mod that’s getting updated as time goes by. We have a very active and kind player base and we welcome you between us! The server has daily events, lore and everything you will need in your gameplay experience!

Make sure to check out our discord for more info like the mod pack. https://discord.gg/HSfTRVauN2

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Divine Spears Created:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NinjaMC.net

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

The best German Minecraft server! With Cosmetics, Rank Tags, MiniGames, BattleRoyale, BedWars and much more. We wish you a good and lag-free gaming experience!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Void Armor Forged:	16

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

EuropaCraft

Earth, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

This is a map of Europe 1:100 to real life! Settle in any place, from Algeria to Finand! We also have vehicles to ease the travel, but make sure to move up in the economy to afford them!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

JNJ Network | SMP – 1.20.4

Antigrief, Antihack, bedrock, Chestshop, Claim, Discord, Dungeon, Economy, Essentials, java, Jobs, MCMMO, Nolag, Parkour, Plots, Pve Economy, Ranks, Shop, Survival

Java IP: play.jnjnetwork.comBedrock IP: play.jnjnetwork.com:19132

Discord: discord.jnjnetwork.comWebsite: jnjnetwork.com

JNJ Network features latest SMP. We have custom-coded plugins that are unique and exclusive to our server! We also utilize custom models and provide players with exciting features like custom mobs and high quality dungeons. Join now to play!

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Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

KipNetwork

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

The cackling fun Minecraft community. Join play.kipnetwork.net today and play along! Or join the conversation via https://discord.kipentwork.net.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Pure Skyblock

Asia, Economy, Europe, Fun, games, Gaming, Other, PvP, Ranks, Rewards, Skyblock, Spawners, Special, Survival, Unitedstates, Usa

Welcome to Pure Skyblock, where the skies are endless and the adventures boundless! Dive into our skyblock world and experience a realm filled with excitement, challenges, and endless opportunities for growth. Here’s what you can expect:

Fun Ranks: Climb the ranks and unlock exciting perks as you progress through your skyblock journey. From novice to master, each rank brings new privileges and rewards.

Spawners: Create your own ecosystem in the sky with our wide range of spawners. From farm animals to monsters, customize your island and unleash your creativity.

Balanced Economy: Engage in a vibrant and balanced economy where every action matters. Trade with fellow players, participate in auctions, and build your wealth as you strive for dominance in the sky.

Join us on Pure Skyblock and embark on an unforgettable adventure high above the clouds!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PepBox

PvP

PepBox is a cool server where you can mine and pvp. PepBox has many different mines you can mine from. PepBox also has a pvp/building area. PepBox also has many different crates you can open! Come join!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Star Shards Collected:	280

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Phlox SMP (Java/Bedrock)

Adventure, Economy, Events, Landclaim, Survival

JUST RESET!

Phlox is a no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!

You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!

Some of the features:– Custom items and hats– Guilds– Player Shops– Auction House– Events– And more!

Bedrock IP:play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ThunderLands

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Games

global lifesteal smp with family friendly community our server has java support but we are planning to ad bedrock support too

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Queercraft – LGBTQ+ friendly server (Java, PC Bedrock, Mobile)

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Server IP: mc.queercraft.net

Queercraft is a Minecraft server for LGBTQ+ gamers and allies!

Discord: queercraft.net/discord

Visit our website Queercraft.net

Join our community group on Steam

Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/qcprism

We hope to see you soon!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

🌿 CubeCadia SMP 🌿 – [1.20] | Bedrock/Java | Custom Items | PvE | and MORE

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🌿 CubeCadia SMP 🌿 - [1.20] | Bedrock/Java | Custom Items | PvE | and MORE Minecraft Server

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IP: cubecadia.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

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Server Features:

Extensive Dungeons

We offer dungeons where you can grind through anytime you want! Follow a story line and level up to access new dungeons. Each dungeon has unique mobs, dungeon keys, and custom loot to gain! Either grind survival, or grind our extensive dungeons!

Enhanced Mining

Find fossils, special gems, or other mysterious loot from mining! You can mine for hours and still discover new content and become rich! Also enchant your pickaxe with special abilities.

Jobs & Quests

Another way to make money on our server is by doing jobs or quests. Work a job to earn money or do daily quests. Jobs also offer a skill tree to get premium items. Quests also offer a great way to get free crate keys.

Fishing Events

This server offers fishing events that happen from time to time. This includes various fishing contests like catching the most fish, catching the largest fish, or earning the most EXP. We also offer an extensive fishing system with deliveries, custom fish, totems, and more!

Smithy System

Forget normal ol’ boring netherite armor. How about build a custom Smithy set! Get enough blocks to craft special armor like Dragon, Solar, Corrupt, Steampunk, or Conduit armor / tools! Step it further and attempt our Forager quests that have challenging quests but give some of the best possible armor in the game!

Daily End Bosses

We have daily bosses that spawn in the end! Fight the boss and other players to gain gems for special loot like pets, disguises, keys, and so much more!

300+ Custom Items

Our server offers over 300 custom items to gain! This means all kinds of fun items that are unique to our server like an upgradeable tool, quality of life enhancements, elevator blocks, lava sponges, and so much more!

CubeCadia is not just a server; it’s a thriving community of passionate Minecraft players. Join forces with fellow adventurers, forge alliances, and make lifelong friendships. And with crossplay support, you can explore CubeCadia with friends across different platforms!

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IP: cubecadia.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

Version: 1.19.x – 1.20.2

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Discord Server: https://discord.gg/cubecadia

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Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Social Life

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Hangout & meet friends! Play games to make money. Adopt and care for your own pets! Open a shop! Lifestyles allow you to become a Miner, Gardener, Cook, or even a Mob Slayer!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

FieldscraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

FieldscraftMC, a server in constant development, custom survival mode compatible with Java and Bedrock.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!