Wank Minecraft SMP Fun Time

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Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NoHaterzAllowed Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old people? Do you want to join a server where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to be friends with players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks, tamed dragons to use as flying mounts, and have a secret underground lair filled with treasure. But beware, if you can’t handle the heat of a PvP battle or the chaos of a prank war, then you might not be able to handle the craziness of our server.

We only accept players who are willing to take on challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, creating a farm with every single type of animal in the game, or participating in a massive treasure hunt that leads to a hidden stronghold filled with rare loot.

So if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness, then join us today and see if you can become the ultimate champion of our server!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EndGameQuest

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Imagine a Minecraft server where the ending is so epic, it puts all other endings to shame! Picture this: after hours of mining, building, and battling mobs, you finally reach the ultimate boss – a giant chicken with laser eyes and a diamond sword. But here’s the twist – instead of defeating the boss, you have to challenge it to a dance-off! If you win, you get a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. If you lose, you have to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server. So, if you want a truly unforgettable ending to your Minecraft adventures, come join us and dance your way to victory!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Void Armor Forged:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man. like, this server is so wild, it’s like a spy thriller movie but in minecraft. we got this dude from tel aviv who got arrested for spying for iran and planning to assassinate an israeli scientist. like, what even is happening, right? but hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on this server. join now for some insane adventures and maybe even some espionage drama. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyCanuckKremlinNet

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hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?? well u gotta join our server cuz we got canadian websites spreadin pro-kremlin stuff, like what even is that?? but it’s super cool trust me.

we got crazy stories like one time a creeper tried to blow up the whole server but our fearless leader rode in on a pig and saved the day. true story bro.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. but shh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

so come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon?? yeah, we’re that cool.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Electrify & Renew: The Blocky Fleet

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got mad electrification goin’ on! Our vehicles be so lit, they practically shootin’ lightning bolts! And get this, we rollin’ out renewable electricity like it’s confetti at a party!

You won’t believe the health benefits, fam. We talkin’ billions, yo! By 2050, you gonna be feelin’ so fresh and so clean, clean, you won’t even recognize yourself. Your skin gonna be glowin’ like a glowstone block, and your energy levels gonna be higher than a stack of diamond blocks.

So come on, join the madness, join the fun! This server be poppin’ off like a creeper in a minefield. Don’t miss out on all the electrifying action, join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

What is the IP for Flamingo Minecraft Server?

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Flamingo is a popular American YouTube personality known for his comedic gaming content. He joined the platform in 2017 and has since gained millions of subscribers. Flamingo is known for his energetic and entertaining videos, often featuring his unique sense of humor and engaging commentary. He has also collaborated with other popular YouTubers and has a dedicated fan base that eagerly awaits his latest uploads.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RelapseMC

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RelapseMC is our brand-new Minecraft network, designed to bring you a unique survival gamemodes. Get ready to experience the thrill of Rust’s raid system combined with the strategic depth of Warcraft’s skills, all in one epic adventure. What to expect:

– Explore a Unique realm known as Warcraft – Choose a race to level up and unlock Different Abilities – Help your friends to Conquer and Rule

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Nostalgia SMP

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Welcome to beginnings of Nostalgia SMP!! If you’ve been yearning for a server with no mods; just simple Vanilla Minecraft, then this is the place for you!! Nostalgia SMP is a small community scouting for new, dedicated players. The server offers a brand-new survival world to play with your friends!! We also offer server-wide events held by admins to obtain special items and prizes (still Vanilla)! If you’re looking to join in on the ride, be sure to join the Discord! (Server is still in development and will be out within the next few weeks. Updates are posted to Discord)

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Love Letters Sent:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Mines Excavated:	3943	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by our resident llama, Naano, who is known for his impeccable fashion sense and love for disco music. He’ll show you around our insane world filled with floating islands made entirely of cheese, rainbow-colored sheep that shoot fireworks out of their butts, and a secret underground lair where the rarest diamonds in the game are guarded by a pack of dancing zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over a kingdom of chickens and offers quests for brave adventurers to embark on. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal that leads to the land of talking pigs who tell the funniest jokes in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Naano can’t wait to meet you and show you all the wacky wonders our server has to offer.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

The Persona Thread Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the grass grows so fast, it’s like watching a time-lapse on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Atlus, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that one player wished for an entire castle made of diamond blocks, only to have it collapse on them because they forgot to wish for structural integrity.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of deranged llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to challenge their dominance? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest adventure of your virtual life. Just be sure to bring some extra pairs of pants, because things are about to get crazy.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BiCraft Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists! Just like the time I accidentally outed my friend as bi in front of everyone in our carpool. But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all, unless you wear your pride flag too subtly and end up causing a stir like I did.

Explore our virtual world where you can express yourself freely, just maybe leave the pride flags at home until you’re ready to come out to the whole server. Who knows, you might even make friends who won’t judge you for your fashion choices or accidentally spill your secrets to the entire group. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, where the only drama is in the game, not in the carpool.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

FamCraft Engagement Bash

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Are you tired of being overshadowed by your perfect golden child sibling on every special occasion? Do you want to escape the clutches of a family that only cares about one person? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and create a world where you are the star of the show, where every achievement is celebrated and every gift is just for you. No more living in the shadow of your sibling, no more feeling like you don’t matter. On our server, YOU are the main character!

Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the drama and toxicity of family life. Build your own happy place, away from the constant comparisons and favoritism. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new family among your fellow players who understand what you’ve been through.

So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server today. It’s time to take control of your own story and create the life you deserve. See you in the game!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SubSMPAddict – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old subscription services that offer nothing but the same old content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the subscription service you never knew you needed!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind and a community of players who are always up for a good time.

But that’s not all! By joining our server, you’ll also gain access to exclusive in-game events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win fabulous prizes.

So why waste your time on boring old subscription services when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of fun and excitement? Sign up now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NudeCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only risky thing you do is maybe fall into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, we take risky to a whole new level!

Join us for the chance to have wild and crazy nudity experiences like never before! Imagine running around the server butt-naked, dodging creepers and zombies while trying to find your lost armor. It’s a thrill like no other!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Naked Warrior, a player who has mastered the art of combat in the buff. Will you be brave enough to challenge them to a duel?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and maybe out of your clothes), then come join us for the wildest, riskiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.