A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to the legendary Kronii, who is not only a Minecraft master but also a space wizard. Yes, you heard me right, she can do space on the computer. Who needs NASA when you have Kronii?
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic moments like when Kronii joins the game and chaos ensues. You can even watch the hilarious PoVs of other players like Shiori, Raora, Kiara, Bijou, and Fauna. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers.
And let’s not forget the tags we use on the server like #kroniijokes for memes and #kroniirotic for NSFW art (yes, we have that too). Plus, we have a handy free chat room where you can chat with fellow players and plan your next epic build.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and most importantly, show Kronii some love! Who needs diamonds when you have Kronii?
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 83 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA-CHA SLIDE, AND SKELETONS THAT TWERK LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!
PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENCHANTED WEAPONS AND ARMOR THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A GOD!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 172 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
join our wacky minecraft server where all the players are vegetarians and vegans!! we promise you’ll live longer and have a healthier heart just by playing on our server 😂🙌
we’ve got a secret potion that turns all the animals in the game into cute little veggies 🐷🍅🐮 and if you eat them, you’ll gain superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes! 🚀👀
come join us and be part of the coolest, healthiest, and most veggie-tastic minecraft server around! 🌈🌟🍄
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Welcome to Planet SMP, where the goal is to unlock planets across the universe in a fun survival gameplay experience. Gather money from the dungeon, lottery, and jobs to purchase planets that you can explore; each planet has custom terrain for your enjoyment. Not only can you enjoy planets, but you can also enjoy our events! Join today!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
We are an established Semi-Vanilla Minecraft SMP with 475+ members! Here are some of the features that this server offers:
| Features |
|---|
| Semi-Vanilla commands: /home, /tpa, /warp, /rtp, /vote, /playtime |
| Establish bases anywhere in the world |
| Player-run economy with shops in the Shopping District |
| Datapacks for multiplayer-friendly experience |
| Friendly and active community on Minecraft & Discord |
| Active staff and protection plugins |
| Frequent events with prizes |
| Colosseum Arena warp for PvP |
Staff & Builder applications can be found in our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xQbFtuhREH
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 46 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But the catch? The chest was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on flying chickens! It was chaos, but oh so worth it.
But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where players ride on llamas armed with diamond swords and shoot fireworks at each other. And don’t even get me started on our giant maze made entirely out of cake. Yes, you heard me right, a cake maze!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Animals Bred: | 38 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
first off, we got this crazy cool feature where you can design your own water filter in the game. like, what?? who even thinks of that? but wait, it gets even better. this filter can remove tiny plastics and lead from your virtual drinking water. like, who knew minecraft could be so educational, amirite?
and get this, our main researcher, Maryam Salehi, is like, a total genius. she’s developing this fabric-like filter that’s gonna revolutionize the way we drink water in the game. like, forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, this is where the real action is at.
so, if you wanna be a part of something epic, something groundbreaking, something that will make all your friends jealous, then you gotta join our server. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe one day you’ll be sipping on virtual water that’s cleaner than your real-life tap water. now that’s something to brag about, amirite?
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 39 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Blooprint is a talented music producer and DJ known for his innovative style and energetic live performances. With a unique blend of electronic, hip-hop, and trap influences, he has gained a devoted following and has collaborated with several notable artists in the industry. His passion for music and commitment to pushing boundaries have solidified his reputation as a rising star in the music scene.
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
