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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 2954 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 4201 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 158 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 85 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco party cave where players dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Minecraft parodies.
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable decision-making, then join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Just remember, it’s not post nut clarity, but objectively, you’ll have the time of your life for some fucking reason.